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  • 🎵 Take a look at those cats, man! 🎵

  • "Goddam libruls wanna take our guns cars!"

  • It's a sure-fire way to get your MAGA audience to stop thinking, and start raging.

  • JIM!

  • Q, or “Screenwriter’s Helper” as he’s also known.

  • “Hey, where’d all my beads go?!”

  • It's the best way to sit down if you're tall. If I tried something like that it'd end up looking like a Tim Robinson skit.

  • all the truth tellers

    You flatter me! Personally, I'd describe myself more as a slutty shitposter with a bad sense of humor, but truth teller has a certain ring to it 🥰 .

  • "Lt. Cmdr Data, his brain open!"

  • I like a bit of licentiousness in my fiction, but I hate it when it feels I'm being slopped like a hog by some cynical producer. "We know what you want, you pigs, so here's some skin for ya'."

  • I've been told to cut back on imagining that.

  • "I'm running an experiment on him to see what rock-bottom looks like for a citizen of the Federation."

  • "Vhat ze hell is zis, some kind ov tube?"

  • "Hm, yes... I understand why Deanna's so into him."

  • "Picard to O'Brien, emergency transport!"

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    People keep stealing a MILF magnet from the Vagina Museum

    www.urgentmatter.press /people-keep-stealing-milf-magnet-vagina-museum/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Virginia woman sues Outback Steakhouse after slipping on mashed potatoes

    www.pilotonline.com /2026/06/08/virginia-woman-sues-outback-steakhouse-potato/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I had that nightmare again...

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Good frog

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Phasers fired!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I bought you a star!

  • cats @lemmy.world

    cats are very independent

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Climaxes in Engineering Strokes of Genius

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    You must envision what you want

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Kevin Hart doesn't know why you're asking him about things said at The Roast Of Kevin Hart

    www.avclub.com /kevin-hart-responds-to-roast-of-kevin-hart-criticisms
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Starbucks Korea chief apologizes for massacre-themed marketing promotion

    www.msn.com /en-us/news/other/starbucks-korea-chief-apologizes-for-massacre-themed-marketing-promotion/ar-AA24bSru
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    3-2-1...

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Hunt on for 'Ranksy' graffiti artist who sprayed 'I farted in yoga' on wall

    metro.co.uk /2026/05/21/hunt-ranksy-graffiti-artist-sprayed-i-farted-yoga-london-wall-28468225/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Ground Zero

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    duck nemesis

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Japanese government to allow desecration of flags on kids’ meals

    soranews24.com /2026/05/25/japanese-government-to-allow-desecration-of-flags-on-kids-meals/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Dinner time!

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL: About electric scissors

    design-encyclopedia.com
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Welcome our next comedian, the All-Knowing Orb!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Iowa man sues Nintendo after being denied ‘Pokémon Professor’ status

    www.kcrg.com /2026/05/18/iowa-man-sues-nintendo-after-being-denied-pokmon-professor-status/