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  • He was the subject of a roast.

  • One of the guys called out sick.

  • He's gonna Spock around the clock!

  • Oh, and can I also get a chicken sandwich with that? Thanks!

  • No, no! I wouldn't want to receive a citation!

  • Instead of letting Ozzie (the human) set down the dog bowl, Earl (the dog) leapt into the air and ate the entire meal in one massive GULP*. At which point Ozzie wryly observes that it must be some kind of record (presumably for the fastest eating of dinner). It's not an especially ground-breaking joke, just a little gentle humor at how fast some dogs sometimes wolf-down their food.

  • Aw! 🥰

  • Do you want Klingons? 'Cause this is how you get Klingons.

  • Sweet!

  • 🎵Bangarang (8-hour mix, stretched)

  • When this week's "death law" is not one of the public decency laws.

  • Thank you for telling me 😑

  • It's just an inch-tall man sleeping in his piano-shaped bed, nbd.

  • Things that hand phasers can do:

    1. Stun
    2. Kill
    3. Disintegrate
    4. Explode
    5. Sick lightshow that impresses everybody
  • You know what they say: Starfleet regs are written in dog pee.

  • Fascinating...

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Wrecking Everything

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Lawson now sells old rice as “vintage” onigiri in Japan

    soranews24.com /2025/08/05/lawson-now-sells-old-rice-as-vintage-onigiri-in-japan/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Novel Tea

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    If you want to escape, you'll have to cut off your leg

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I would never turn my back on a friend

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    A Fish Falls From the Sky and Sparks a Brush Fire in British Columbia

    archive.ph /nuUEW
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    What's on my to-do list?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    What's the worst theater experience you've ever had?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Cutting Out the Middleman (by Jen Sorensen)

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I want to go to another planet

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    bath time! (exocomics classic)

  • Extra Ordinary Comics @lemmy.world

    bath time! (exocomics classic)

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    (Edited title, see details for original) Here's why you're getting enshittified...

    pluralistic.net /2025/07/31/unsatisfying-answers/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Man, I love manga

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    it's called fondue

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Optimist vs. Pessimist

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    sniff sniff

  • Extra Ordinary Comics @lemmy.world

    sniff sniff

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Square Root of Minus Garfield No. 2909: Starfield

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Where's the tea?