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  • “What’s a spoiler?”

    “It’s a fixed wing that you attach to a vehicle to provide additional downforce, but that’s not important right now.”

  • The key to making easy money is to start with the easy part and hope the money part works itself out.

  • Asked about an interview in which [George] Floyd’s brother expressed his disappointment that Hart hadn’t vocalized some kind of protest in response to Hinchcliffe’s joke, Hart seemed baffled at the idea he might disrupt "the production"in order to lodge a protest.

    Pretty sure that George Floyd's brother didn't have to watch the roast to be effected by it. But fuck him, I guess. ¯(ツ)

  • Management, maybe. CEO's probably no. The dream of the CEO is to eventually create the single proprietor company with a trillion-dollar market cap. No employees. No management. Just an owner and a machine that manufactures profit that he'll never have to share with anyone.

  • It's actually a mixed bag. It's complicated, but part of what influences investors to either punish or reward public companies for mass layoffs is whether other companies in their sector are also doing mass layoffs. Outliers are punished. Trend-followers are rewarded. That's part of what makes layoffs contagious.

  • Ah, I get it now. Totallyed whooshed, my bad.

  • Wrex

    Jump
  • If only the Tal Shiar had thought to cause mass sterility across the Klingon Empire, we'd have a lot fewer boring TNG/D9 stories, lemme tell ya'.

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  • Hello. Thank you for clicking on [this video]. Today. We will be looking at the topic of. Detecting eye videos on You Tube.

  • He was the subject of a roast.

  • One of the guys called out sick.

  • He's gonna Spock around the clock!

  • Oh, and can I also get a chicken sandwich with that? Thanks!

  • No, no! I wouldn't want to receive a citation!

  • Instead of letting Ozzie (the human) set down the dog bowl, Earl (the dog) leapt into the air and ate the entire meal in one massive GULP*. At which point Ozzie wryly observes that it must be some kind of record (presumably for the fastest eating of dinner). It's not an especially ground-breaking joke, just a little gentle humor at how fast some dogs sometimes wolf-down their food.

  • Aw! 🥰

  • Do you want Klingons? 'Cause this is how you get Klingons.

  • Sweet!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Jonathan Frakes but you are wasted

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Rhinoceros beetles falling out of favor with Japanese kids (SoraNews24)

    soranews24.com /2025/08/18/rhinoceros-beetles-falling-out-of-favor-with-japanese-kids/
  • News @lemmy.world

    Trump-Putin documents left on hotel printer : NPR

    www.npr.org /2025/08/16/nx-s1-5504196/trump-putin-summit-documents-left-behind
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Hacking through the Jungle of Ignorance

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    With friends like Q...

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I will always have your back...

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I wish I could get that job

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Federal agents in DC assaulted with sandwich, freedom fighter escapes

    boingboing.net /2025/08/11/federal-agents-in-dc-assaulted-with-sandwich-freedom-fighter-escapes.html
  • News @lemmy.world

    www.upi.com /Top_News/US/2025/08/11/Florida-military-veteran-death-penalty-DeSantis/8661754937813/
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    beamed poop...

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    You got it, Ozzie!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Stop Betting on Dildos Being Thrown at WNBA Games, You Fucking Creeps - Jezebel

    www.jezebel.com /stop-betting-on-dildos-being-thrown-at-wnba-games-you-fucking-creeps
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    A Rimworld fan comic

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I'd like to be let down...

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Wrecking Everything

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Lawson now sells old rice as “vintage” onigiri in Japan

    soranews24.com /2025/08/05/lawson-now-sells-old-rice-as-vintage-onigiri-in-japan/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Novel Tea

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    If you want to escape, you'll have to cut off your leg

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I would never turn my back on a friend

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    A Fish Falls From the Sky and Sparks a Brush Fire in British Columbia

    archive.ph /nuUEW