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@ Snapz @lemmy.world

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  • We all need to wear little bowties that spritz semi clear paint into the cameras as we browse price tags.

    Or can someone start a tick tok trend where the kids go to stores and eat these little devices off the shelves as a real "just prank bro"?

    Also, remember that corporate rats do these things to give each other cover. Kroger has to be the face of bad guy this time, but don't you think for a second that Safeway and even the new "leadership" at Costco aren't prepping the same right now.

  • Trump makes more debunked claims about FEMA as he surveys storm damage in North Carolina

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  • Oh AP... trump doesn't "survey storm damage" you fucking complicit goons.

    He goes from an air conditioned plane to an air conditioned SUV to 5 min photo opp with no walking, no assessments and no rough or unprepared terrain navigated. He is chauffeured to a pre-prepared "devastation movie set" essentially, where handlers have purposefully arrived early to move wreckage and downed tree limbs closer together so a framed TV shot better visually reads as "hurricane was just here". The handlers gather and pile bricks, breaking whole bricks in half, or scuffing and rubbing dirt on pieces that look too clean. They then slightly mess the pile at the last second to seem more natural. When trump arrives, the first thing he does is sees that small brick pile, he points, yells at someone to add two more bricks because he thinks that makes him look smart, decisive and important.

    He then lies while standing stationary and completely out of harms way. He meets the widow of a firefighter who died. She's forced into a photo. He calls her by the wrong name, tells her to smile as he does the same with a thumbs up. Local firefighters then give him a fireman hat with his name on it. He says, "you know I could probably put out so many fires... And very easily too..." And all the people around him nod. He is then put back into the air conditioned SUV, given McDonalds food that he literally has a food taster bite first to check for poison, like a medieval king, and then he gets his diarrhea fuel and starts just immediately chunking up that diaper with watery shit and blood from his hemorrhoids. He gets out of the air conditioned SUV, back to the air conditioned plane. He is washed in the plane's shower by one of his sycophants as he can't reach his dick or asshole. They dress him in a brand new set of sealed silk pajamas with a big T on them and then he literally shits the bed as the plane flies to the next town to do it all again.

    No AP, trump does not "survey damage" you horrible horrible traffickers of a lie trying to convince us that this boy child is anything but naked, save for the makeup smeared unevenly on his face and the rancid shit smeared around his midsection and throughout the fat folds of his acne-covered gut

  • Baidu CEO warns AI is just an inevitable bubble — 99% of AI companies are at risk of failing when the bubble bursts

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  • And they will ALL deserve it.

  • Trump says he will ‘do everything’ at McDonalds during Pennsylvania visit

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  • Someone else brought up such a great reminder - Marie Antoinette had a little fake village built for her so she could pretend to be a poor person. Servents would have to work in the fake businesses and like, sell her a loaf of bread and shit.

    Absolutely no idea why I'm bringing that up in this specific thread.

  • 'This reeks of desperation': Internet mocks 'Donald McDonald' for fast food campaign stunt

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  • Ronald LickDonald... 's asshole.

  • 'This reeks of desperation': Internet mocks 'Donald McDonald' for fast food campaign stunt

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  • Dress him up in a fireman hat, let him honk a truck horn, unwrap and rewrap a cheeseburger at a closed restaurant.

    Grandpa is all gone

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  • Because we are extremely simple and self obsessed animals on the whole. At the intersection of those two things, we regularly conflate base familiarity with earned trust. A bit of a narcissistic drive to tell ourselves that... if WE know about something, it MUST be good, otherwise we wouldn't have taken the time to first learn about it!

    It's why your town is currently infested with candidate signs in every public space. It's also why incumbents have such large advantages in elections and why dead/convicted politicians (or Last-name sharing family members of those politicians) are often elected after the fact.

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  • They should

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  • So he's completely removed from anything to do with that company and isn't inherently woven into the DNA as it's very recent founder?

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  • When people tell you who they are, believe them

  • Trump says Harris should be ‘forced off’ campaign, wants Biden back

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  • Maybe, but your picture is a bit grainy and we live in AI times, so maybe it's also "enhanced" without being labeled as such.

  • Meta fires staffers for using $25 meal credits on household goods

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  • Not average salary, median salary. Big difference, be careful with words, friend.

  • Meta fires staffers for using $25 meal credits on household goods

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  • Disciplining labor publicly so they don't get any ideas about comfort in their collective power... You just gotta love it - OR WE'LL FUCKING FIRE YOU!

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  • Just helpful to remember, as all this horseshit persists, Bluesky is Jack Dorsey. Dorsey is former head of Twitter and musk's good buddy.

    It's all a losing proposition, whatever direction you move - except if you move... Away.

  • Tucker Carlson funded by Russia's RT, Justin Trudeau says

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  • You're tone was dismissive to those people, it wasn't leaving room for them. It was inclusive to others "like you" in the know.

    But by all means, retcon until you feel good about yourself

  • Intrusive thoughts at the airport [Azul Crescent's silly scribbles]

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  • Because... Beyond this line, property is threatened. Planes are expensive. You can die in the front, we can rebuild that cheaply. But planes are expensive.

    Remember kids, if you see uniformed authority figures, they are there to protect property above all else.

  • Intrusive thoughts at the airport [Azul Crescent's silly scribbles]

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  • The only way to stop a bad guy with a bomb...

  • Intrusive thoughts at the airport [Azul Crescent's silly scribbles]

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  • Mine is a knife, reach in to entry pockets at TSA baggage xray, a moment where I'm afraid I'll pull out a giant knife

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  • Reprogram your bot, bro... It's stupid.