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SkyezOpen

@ SkyezOpen @lemmy.world

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  • TIL that Jesus Christ was probably born in 7–4 B.C.

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  • He allegedly basically went "vwoop" straight up to heaven, also so did his mom for some reason.

  • You're 17 and at a house party. You shit your pants. What do you do?

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  • Until they line everyone up for underwear inspection.

  • xkcd #3291: Launchpad

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  • I thought that was a silly joke but that's actually more or less how an alcubierre drive would work.

  • What's the most unforgivable sin done in media that you're still bitter about?

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  • What's the most unforgivable sin done in media that you're still bitter about?

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  • I read the series as a child so I didn't know any better, but Inheritance came out when I was in high school and it made me realize Paolini really isn't a great author. It was the sword forging, where he basically copy-pasted a step by step of how to make a katana that took MANY PAGES and I realized I really didn't give a shit.

  • In Russia, an occupier who beat a colleague to death with a dildo was convicted

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  • The weapon itself was funny, but the way the end flopped absolutely killed me.

  • NSFW

    Do you have any funny NSFW/sexual experiences?

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  • A pair of friends hooked up in front of me so I went to the kitchen, made popcorn, and proceeded to eat it while watching and occasionally tossing a piece at them.

  • No bad thing IMO

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  • Imagine a company recognizing that treating your employees well, might actually be good for business?

    I mean you joke but that is so far from the norm anymore.

  • No bad thing IMO

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  • I can only assume it's awesome to work there because every worker badge I see says they've been there since the aughts.

  • No bad thing IMO

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  • I regularly fail the "spend less than $200 at Costco" challenge. It's mostly groceries though. Except the collapsable chair with a sun shade and knockoff nerf bows, but those kicked ass so still no regrets.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Eldritch being

  • Relaxing in British

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  • when you say 'British accent' that means basically nothing to anyone in the UK.

    Yeah, you have to say "Bri'ish" or they won't understand you.

  • What's a better feeling?

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  • Anyone else experience stress time dilation? I'll wake up at 2:30 because some bullshit I don't wanna do tomorrow, go back to sleep for like 30 minutes, wake up and it's 2:32. I've managed 3 decent dreams in the space of 10 minutes before.

  • Locked

    Is there any way to disassemble this bite valve?

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  • I'm not familiar with this one specifically, but the valve I have comes apart just above the twist part. It took some force but there was no mechanism keeping it on. You might want to see if you can find a manual from the manufacturer as well.

  • MAGA Exiles Marjorie Taylor Greene and Tucker Carlson Declare War on Trump: ‘He Betrayed Us All’

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  • Tucker is smart and knows which way the winds will blow soon. Marge is less smart but at least seems to have political advisors who are.

  • Mocha's gonna get ya!

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  • Sir that is a cryptid

  • No thoughts, just vibes

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  • Thought you stole my stupid rug for a moment before I noticed she didn't have gloves.

  • Every single time

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  • Fuuuuuck I need to hunt another one down. We had one in a mall and concessions and tickets were cheap as hell. The mall was DEAD though, like 5 stores left even open anymore, so they closed too.

  • Reddit stock tumbles the most on record as lack of new AI deals, US daily users metric disappoints

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  • They can think of something on the way down.

  • Ever noticed how cult-like the AI community is?

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  • That's what their Ai called people when they asked it how to feel about this meme.

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    Red flag

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    Ma'am you are too young to be this spicy

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    Kitten ball

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    Did you know the cats outside are pregnant?

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    Ancient filament, salvageable?

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    Did you know the cats outside are free?

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    Her new home

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    Calico time!

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    Void under the arm