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  • Can I still go back and get my forklift certification?

  • but he probably won’t be coherent enough for a third term, even by MAGA standards of coherency.

    The Republicans will do what everyone does when the President is incapable of preforming the duties of political office.

    The Staffers will run the Country or maybe the VP will run the Country.

  • While MAGA Inc. shelled out $10 million over the weekend in Texas, according to FEC filings, one GOP strategist ripped the president on CNN, telling Kaitlan Collins he “wants to spend money on himself,” not fellow Republicans.

    Grift the money from the Republicans!

  • Broccoli Cheddar was busy supervising everyone by resting their eyes.

  • What is Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff doing about everything?

    Grifting.

  • The Right Wing Propaganda machine convinced non-white cis people it was going to be violent criminals that were going to be deported.

    The racists knew it was going to be everyone.

  • That entire article gave my slobbering on billionaire knob vibe.

    “It’s going to cost millions of dollars to get the tax!”

    “Billionaires will leave!”

    “The billionaires are only rich in stocks, not in cash!”

  • Please, stop grifting to help us win. Republicans say to the Family of Grifters.

  • I would like Elon Musky to get blasted into space with one his rockets instead of coming back to Earth. Musky floats off into space. We can all take pride in the fact, that Musky will be so high on his own farts that he would think he could fix the problem. Then, just maybe, there will be a moment of crushing self-realization when Musky realizes that he can't fix the issue cause he doesn't have the skill, just like the rest of his life.

  • Mr. Black’s lawsuit said unnamed women and others “whom he has or may have agreements” with had “bargained for confidentiality.” These people, the lawsuit said, “want no association with the Epstein scandal.”

    Hey look. It's another white male billionaire spewing bullshit.

  • Droxie now rules the house.

    This is the natural order of things.

  • I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

    Mitch Hedberg

  • "I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."

  • start a new operating system from scratch.

    I'm going to start my operating system with blackjack and hookers.

  • According to DHS, Yiannopoulos legally entered the U.S. in May 2019 through New York City ​but "chose to overstay his welcome in violation of our nation's laws."

    "Yiannopoulos was issued a final order of removal by an immigration judge on July 22, after failing to show up for his immigration hearing," the DHS ​statement said. "He will remain in ICE custody pending removal."

    Chefs kiss

  • It does matter. If entire generation of Americans grow up with Gulf of America and Lake America, that will be the name of Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario in the US.

  • Are you talking about the President?

  • Beetlejuice

  • Hey! It takes real courage to draft dodge cause you’re rich and believe you are superior to everyone else.

  • Cats @midwest.social

    Happy International Cat on Caturday!

  • Cats @midwest.social

    Cats don't always lick each other out of affection. Sometimes they're just being jerks

    www.cbc.ca /radio/asithappens/cat-grooming-passive-aggressive-9.7272755
  • cats @lemmy.world

    Cats don't always lick each other out of affection. Sometimes they're just being jerks

    www.cbc.ca /radio/asithappens/cat-grooming-passive-aggressive-9.7272755
  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    2026-05-01

  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemm.ee

    Corporate America shelled out millions for Trump's inauguration. Now he's upending many of their businesses

    www.cnbc.com /2025/04/23/trump-inauguration-donors-include-meta-amazon-target-delta-ford.html
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    Corporate America shelled out millions for Trump's inauguration. Now he's upending many of their businesses

    www.cnbc.com /2025/04/23/trump-inauguration-donors-include-meta-amazon-target-delta-ford.html
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemm.ee

    Gay Republican leader shocked to find his fellow conservatives calling him a pedophile

    www.lgbtqnation.com /2024/07/gay-republican-leader-shocked-to-find-his-fellow-conservatives-calling-him-a-pedophile/
  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL About How 11 Lines of Code Supported Web Development and the Code Was Deleted It Broke the Internet

    getpocket.com /explore/item/how-one-programmer-broke-the-internet-by-deleting-a-tiny-piece-of-code
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    Rudy Giuliani targets Trump for ‘unpaid legal fees’ in new filing

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/rudy-giuliani-defamation-trump-legal-fees-b2485911.html