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Musician and filmmaker UK/EU

Frontman & only writer of No Outlines

Also on: Bluesky, Pixelfed, Mastodon

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  • What do you call a fish without an eye?

    Partially blind. And there is nothing funny about visual impairment.

  • I feel like both adult sites and YouTube keep their search terrible on purpose to keep you on their sites longer so they get more ad revenue

  • It's probably a sign that there's no intimacy in porn and most of it is just awful.

    Also, speaking as a Film & TV grad, lots of it is filmed in the dumbest angles

    Oh and they use wide lenses for close-ups, which distorts the performers' bodies

    Anyway, long story short, it doesn't look real

  • Interesting... I didn't think anyone thought of Albert Einstein as American. I'm aware of what his situation was, but I didn't expect to see him on this list.

  • You played Roy

  • Yes. I had an account closed because it was empty and therefore the monthly maintenance fees it had were not getting paid. The strangest thing? They never even gave me a warning.

  • Oh my god holy shit first time I see a photo of him and he really looks like Frankenstein's monster

  • Of all the crazy billionaires out there, Peter Thiel certainly is one

  • I don't. I went to a wedding a couple weeks ago and "playfully" tore into a bunch of old friends who work for a variety of vile corporations, including on creating AI software, including AI software that generates music. I am a musician. I literally asked a dude I grew up with to his face if he knows he's the bad guy.

    So yea, I don't stay happy and I don't stay nice. Polite, yes. I don't shout at people and throw stuff, but I definitely don't protect people from the reality and consequences of their choices.

    And I was literally in the minority there. This event was in my home country and I attended one of the best high-schools there. Most of those people will be filthy rich and even more disconnected a decade from now (I'm 31) I went on to go to a good university too, just like they did. Met a lot of important people. Decided to opt out of "industry" and stay indie even though I had opportunities. Whatever they've done is on them. They're not unaware.

  • "When you're here, you're family" (Fast and the Furious)

  • Better to live in blue states and blue cities and complain than to live in a red state, I reckon lol

  • Add a banjo to that and I'm in

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  • If that doesn't make a woman blush, I don't know what will

  • RFK and Kid Rock would unironically make a hilarious comedy duo as villains in a Jackie Chan movie

  • Can't blame them. Most sugary stuff these days has so much sugar it tastes like acid. Best case scenario it tastes like plain sugar.

  • I've just started rewatching Brooklyn 99 and this is how I find out he died :(

  • Judge Rules Blacked.com Can Sue Meta for Scraping Its Porn

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  • Gotta pay the Piper

  • Judge Rules Blacked.com Can Sue Meta for Scraping Its Porn

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  • I hope Meta gets the shaft

  • I was hanging out with a few people after an event we went to a couple weeks ago

    As soon as there were no girls around anymore one of the guys suggested we go to a college bar to meet some college girls

    We're all over 30

    Somethin' wrong with the boys when the boys alone, man. I don't like to hang out with the boys. They always pull shit like that. I knew that dude for a total of two hours and he dropped that.