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Musician and filmmaker UK/EU

Frontman & only writer of No Outlines

Also on: Bluesky, Pixelfed, Mastodon

  • People ask me why I don't buy from anyone associated with the far-right anymore. "Isn't it difficult? Do you think it really helps? Why do you do it?"

    "Cause I might shit my pants" is not an answer I expected to be able to give

    EDIT: Actually, I should give that answer every time.

    "Why don't you get a Tesla?" Might shit my pants

    "Why ditch Microsoft for Linux?" Might shit my pants

    "Are you really cancelling your Amazon?" Shiiiit my paaaaants

  • Oh, I'm about to argue with one right now you little dumbass

  • Don't eat the lettuce

  • Expectations: They arrest the literal far-left that lurks the internet threatening to "take down the government" and making literal death threats (if you've never stumbled upon one, I envy you)

    Reality: they arrest Mamdani, Sanders, AOC and also any centre-right liberal they can't win an election against

    EDIT: (Rubio) "They can call themselves anti-capitalist or anti-imperialist, communist, anarchist or Marxist,” Rubio said, according The Guardian. “It’s always the same. It is a poisonous resentment cloaked in the language of equality and justice liberation — an overwhelming need to tear down, to wreck, what is beautiful and what is right on behalf of people who are only filled with ugliness and have nothing else to offer the world through violence and through terror.”

    Rubio's gonna shut down Lemmy ML. Finally. 😂

  • That's unfair. His primetime address was too big a load of bullshit for anyone to carry. No legs can lift that.

  • I always knew the one thing Trump would be remembered for would be the diahreea outbreak of '26. Very fitting

  • Checking them for poison. You're welcome

    EDIT: Just noticed someone else made the same comment. I am not deleting mine. We are both right and this only gives further strength to our statement.

  • 😏 Are you a green element on the periodic table? Cause I wanna lick you

  • Do not lick Am

  • He's a turtle. They can live up to 150 years

  • I dislike Kinder Surprise for this exact same reason

  • This gives me Christmas dinner flashbacks. Sorry again, grandma. Almond milk. It was almond milk. Sorry.

  • I sleep in a sensory deprivation tank. Will that do?

  • Oh my god that is so disturbing. Of all the kinds of horror creatures this is the kind I hate the most

  • There is no time to comment on this post. We must get to work building the world's smallest violin!

  • Solar panels and air con are a good short-term solution for the symptoms

    And by short-term I mean my whole life

  • I live in sweltering southern Romania

    I took a trip to the Carpathians a couple weeks ago to cool down

    Saw two bears in 48 hours in the small town I was in

    It's over. The bears have the high ground

  • No. I will not wash my wok and I will not wash my ass. I must preserve the flavor

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  • Why did the convict blenny go to prison?

    For immitating a catfish

    And identity theft is not a joke. Millions of people suffer every year