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@ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world

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I'm just this guy, you know? Except on Lemmy.

Thanks to /u/crank0271 for the name

RIP Kbin.social

  • Eggs should be kept in the back of the fridge. Constant temperature changes reduce freshness.

    Put them with the plebs

  • The one good use I’ve seen for it is as a promo vehicle for a sneaker shop

  • As someone who tries to be progressive, my enjoyment of things is hampered by knowing more about how they affect things.

    Like, I love cars and driving fast but those are very bad things and I should feel bad for liking them because I’m killing the planet.

    So everything I like I feel guilty for liking. But if I didn’t feel guilty about liking things I’d feel guilty for not caring enough to feel guilty.

    So I can get why an ideology where you don’t have to feel guilty is so attractive.

  • This is from 2022

  • Ren & Stimpy and Pete & Pete

  • I used to work for Oracle and this pleases me. Nobody should have to work for Oracle.

  • I feel like my outrage fuse broke the first time he was elected.

  • 🔘I’m in this meme and I don’t like it

  • In my house we use wire nuts and die in an electrical fire like real men.

  • Once you’re good at them I’d consider a trucker hitch more simple and convenient than ratchet straps.

    Plus you can make them out of any rope or cord to tie up various sized items. I keep paracord tied inside the cargo area of my cars and trucker hitches make securing small loads really easy.

  • You can see how Aaron Barrett built an entire career out of getting dumped by her.

  • Seriously though, if you learn one knot make it the trucker’s hitch. You’ll never buy ratchet straps again

  • I just realized that’s Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale in the background

  • Not nearly as clever

  • All my years of giving 89% are paying off. The only companies trying to recruit me are named unimaginative double entendres

  • I can think of a lot of books like that

  • Shariah law requires buggies and straw hats.

  • Lady buttholes and mouths and hands are apparently special just like lady nipples.

  • They’re gonna have to prosecute a whole lot of women for those things too.