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@ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world

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I'm just this guy, you know? Except on Lemmy.

Thanks to /u/crank0271 for the name

RIP Kbin.social

  • Just work for companies that don’t have offices, simple as.

  • My parents bought me a book about sex and never talked about it.

    We never talked about drugs because I never showed any interest and the PSAs seemed like enough.

  • The developer mentions wanting to expand in the article

  • Can do it for expanding a data center

  • Nah, they’ll have the government eminent domain the houses for pennies on the dollar

  • And a bunch of random apps for restaurants that you installed to get a discount

  • Hell, an OS that gave me separate profiles for different pins could be useful for a bunch of things.

  • Imagine having to do that with your coworkers

  • For me it’s when I hear the name Martin van Buren

  • A duress PIN should load a normal looking phone so the dumb cops think you complied. Hide the wipe behind texts from your mom and emails from work.

  • Boomer ass meme.

  • Eggs should be kept in the back of the fridge. Constant temperature changes reduce freshness.

    Put them with the plebs

  • The one good use I’ve seen for it is as a promo vehicle for a sneaker shop

  • As someone who tries to be progressive, my enjoyment of things is hampered by knowing more about how they affect things.

    Like, I love cars and driving fast but those are very bad things and I should feel bad for liking them because I’m killing the planet.

    So everything I like I feel guilty for liking. But if I didn’t feel guilty about liking things I’d feel guilty for not caring enough to feel guilty.

    So I can get why an ideology where you don’t have to feel guilty is so attractive.

  • This is from 2022

  • Ren & Stimpy and Pete & Pete

  • I used to work for Oracle and this pleases me. Nobody should have to work for Oracle.

  • I feel like my outrage fuse broke the first time he was elected.

  • 🔘I’m in this meme and I don’t like it