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Jay

@ Rocketpoweredgorilla @lemmy.ca

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  • I'll just stay senile, thanks.

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  • Well nobody around me has alzheimers... and by the power of egg salad sandwiches I'm going to do my part to make sure they never do.

  • Donald Trump says he’s ‘looking at’ deporting wife and 5 kids of National Guard shooting suspect

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  • I'd prefer he spend the last of his days in 'Alligator Alcatraz', but we all know he'll never face accountability for his crimes.

  • Texas Republicans now at risk of losing seats in midterms, not gaining them

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  • Petting strays

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  • I feel this. All my cats love attention but I recently dragged home 5 stray kittens.. they're a bit shy and will come up for treats and cheese, but are not terribly impressed with the petting yet.

    I'm sure before long they'll be spoiled little dorks like the rest of them and love their scritches.

  • TIL Statistically, there are 2 popes per square kilometer in the Vatican city

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  • Don't worry, my ass is staying in Canada.

  • ‘Stop playing politics’: Democrats rip court-extended pause to SNAP funding

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  • There was an order to release funds, Trump is trying to block the order so he doesn't have to release the funds.

  • Removed

    New dishwasher lore just dropped

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  • This is No Effort November so it's safe to assume he's not putting a ton of work into this one.

  • Bomb threats in New Jersey and Trump warnings for California mark Election Day

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  • Step 1: Take your country back.

  • U.S. family moved to Russia to escape liberal culture and got drawn into the war with Ukraine

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  • Well they got exactly what they wanted, a place where people don't give a shit about anyone else. Fuck em.

  • If you could give a dead actor one more movie, made at any point in their career, what would it be?

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  • If anyone could pull that off, it would be Robin.

  • Trump seems to acknowledge he can't run for a third term: "It's too bad"

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  • What's too bad is that he hasn't choked to death on daddy putin's cock yet despite numerous attempts.

  • Navy loses two aircraft from USS Nimitz aircraft carrier within 30 minutes

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  • No questions needed, all you'd need to do is a quick sniff test... He'll be the one that smells like pure shit.

  • Navy loses two aircraft from USS Nimitz aircraft carrier within 30 minutes

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  • He (Trump) ruled out foul play and said there was “nothing to hide.”

    Why is it when he says things like that it instantly feels suspicious?

  • AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright

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  • Accidentally spill water in your bed and the next thing you know you're getting adult diaper ads on every device you own for the rest of your life.

  • Why is today "rature day"?

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  • If they actually believe that bullshit, chances are pretty good they're already harming their kids psychologically at the very least.

  • Can you think of any now?

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  • Ah sorry, I totally misread that lol!

    I think a lot of those are highly dependent on where a person went to school and who their teacher was, because some of them are pretty far out there.

  • Can you think of any now?

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  • Where did you go to school? I've never heard of either of those before.

  • Democrats in House and Senate support 'National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk'

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  • Early christians decided to make Xmas in December to align with when pagans were celebrating winter solstice, in order to appropriate the holiday for themselves.

    Not saying that's entirely the reason, but it sure is convenient for them to add their noise.

  • Marketing Doesn't Work on Nerds

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  • Ya I get what you mean, it doesn't always work out for everyone without getting the word out traditionally, but it does happen.

    Personally I think advertising only goes so far before a company just starts looking desperate by saturating the landscape with ads. Maybe that's just me tho lol