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  • You have it all wrong, they enforce the company's strict ethical standards by making sure nobody behaves too ethically. Someone has to make sure those puppy murder quotas are met!

  • HELLO

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  • Neat.

  • Are they just cable tied to the pole?

  • Even just wrapping them in tinfoil should work.

  • HELLO

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  • I'm guessing those emoji happen to encode the opcodes for a program?

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    Autism

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  • Literally part of the dsm5 criteria is "symptoms cause clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning", which is just a pretentious way of saying it "hinders average behaviour".

    I say that as another autist.

  • Can't wait for the stoning DLC for the Sims (fnord)

  • Can we make him president?

  • It's a Moorean fact.

  • Such a society would ban onlyfans, since it exists solely to exploit vulnerable lonely people.

  • Block lemmy.ml if lemmy feels tirening.

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  • The Network effect still affects Lemmy communities, unfortunately.

  • If you mean the name, that's just how the Welsh do things.

  • Block lemmy.ml if lemmy feels tirening.

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  • Judging by the comments here, you just need to block .ml, .world and piefed to block all the assholes? 🤔🤔🤔

  • What a mess. Not the graph, just all the netsplits in general.

  • Things reactionaries say that would be awesome if they were true.

  • Are you sure this isn't a piefed thing?

    Either way it's an incredibly bad idea, lots of old posts being indexed by search engines will help Lemmy grow. The one thing Reddit has is over a decade of archived posts that answer even the stupidest question.

  • Won't the likely just phoenix the company?

  • But how do you retroactively prove that the patient didn't have asymptomatic COVID when they got vaccinated?

    Or they simply developed CFS/ME around the time they were vaccinated, since the two are both poorly understood and look virtually identical. Hell, long COVID may just be a specific cause of CFS.

    At the same time I wouldn't discount the idea that the vaccine could cause it in susceptible individuals or under specific circumstances either. We simply don't really have any understanding of what long COVID and other post viral syndromes actually are. (We don't really understand viruses that well, they aren't even alive in the conventional sense)

  • Seems like it's basically a clinical trial/beta test for a new continuous glucose monitor, nothing really exciting.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Meta launched a new AI optimism ad set to a song about human extinction

    techcrunch.com /2026/07/23/meta-launched-a-new-ai-optimism-ad-set-to-a-song-about-human-extinction/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Apocalypse Bunker Fails as Wealthy Residents Turn on Each Other

    futurism.com /future-society/apocalypse-compound-fails-wealthy-residents-turn-on-each-other
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Violent drunk banned from booze after throwing flapjack at police officer's genitals having missed with Pot Noodle

    uk.news.yahoo.com /violent-drunk-banned-booze-throwing-164730114.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Extreme heat cancels extreme heat conference in London

    metro.co.uk /2026/06/24/extreme-heat-conference-london-cancelled-extreme-heat-28909021/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Stop bringing explosives to recycling centres, says Devon councillor

    www.devonlive.com /news/devon-news/stop-bringing-explosives-recycling-centres-11021920
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Turns Out Rich People Didn't Really Want a Handbag Made of T. Rex Leather

    www.vice.com /en/article/turns-out-rich-people-didnt-really-want-a-handbag-made-of-t-rex-leather/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    AMD silently removes memory encryption from consumer Ryzen CPUs, leaving users unaware that they may be vulnerable

    www.tomshardware.com /pc-components/cpus/amd-silently-removes-memory-encryption-from-consumer-ryzen-cpus-leaving-users-unaware-that-they-may-be-vulnerable-security-feature-vanishes-after-newer-agesa-firmware-amd-engineers-go-radio-silent-when-pressed-about-the-change
  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Nanowar Of Steel - Kotlin (Official Power Point Video)

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Petition: Reverse NHS England's decision to make its code repositories closed-source

    petition.parliament.uk /petitions/769638
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Scientists ejected from diabetes conference for distributing journal reprints

    arstechnica.com /science/2026/06/scientists-ejected-from-diabetes-conference-for-distributing-journal-reprints/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Sony/Yoti reporting users to authorities for using GrapheneOS

    discuss.grapheneos.org /d/36134-grapheneos-user-reported-to-authorities-for-using-grapheneos
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Companies Are Using Reddit to Manipulate ChatGPT and Google AI Search

    www.404media.co /companies-are-using-reddit-to-manipulate-chatgpt-and-google-ai-search/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Politician who said he had dwarfism accused of being a child after passport leak

    www.dailystar.co.uk /news/world-news/politician-who-claimed-dwarfism-accused-37201246
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    A SF startup is secretly testing robots in Airbnbs, and trashing them

    sfstandard.com /2026/05/28/sf-startup-secretly-testing-robots-airbnbs-trashing-lawsuit-claims/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    WP Engine and Automattic Trade Accusations of Withheld Evidence in Flurry of Court Filings

    www.therepository.email /wp-engine-and-automattic-trade-accusations-of-withheld-evidence-in-flurry-of-court-filings
  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL: the Welsh battle of Orewin Bridge may be almost entirely fictional

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Kash Patel's Apparel Site Is Trying To Trick Visitors Into Installing Malware

    www.pcmag.com /news/kash-patels-apparel-site-is-trying-to-trick-visitors-into-installing-malware
  • 3DPrinting @lemmy.world

    Flashforge closes ecosystem & puts AI ads into printing software 🤦

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    You can no longer Google the word 'disregard'

    techcrunch.com /2026/05/22/you-can-no-longer-google-the-word-disregard/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Badger Badger Badger Video Officially Preserved by British Film Institute

    petapixel.com /2026/05/18/badger-badger-badger-video-officially-preserved-by-british-film-institute/