The obviously correct answer is neither. You have to peanut butter BOTH pieces of bread to create a jelly proof barrier. Then there is no top side!
I can't imagine how anybody could eat something and not think "Man, this would be so much better with thousands of tiny dirt flavored beads mixed in!"
I remember a time when the end of the world was just a silly fantasy. The concept hits a little close to home nowadays.
My brother and I have been completing old NES games that we never finished and sometimes never played before. I just started up Startropics for the first time. Wish it didn't look and feel so jenky, but we'll see how it goes.
LOTS of people have done psych analysis on these people, but as far as I know, they haven't found a cure or better therapy/punishment.I'm sure if they found a treatment, we'd probably start doing that.
You seem to be the only other person on this thread that knows how to make a proper PB&J.