Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done;
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from the evil one.
For thine is the kingdom,
the power and the glory,
for ever and ever. Amen.
I don't know if this qualifies, but Bon Cop, Bad Cop is a French and English Canadian film that's hilarious. The conjugating French swear words had me in stitches.
In Canada we have crown land where you can camp for free, and campgrounds where lodging isn't expensive. This is what lots of people here do during vacations. Of course, you will need a tent, sleeping supplies, and cooking supplies.
The cannon balls did minimal damage. It was the chain between them that was supposed to kill and maim.