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  • Me and a friend joke about a guy (We're all middle-aged) we knew who seemed kinda shady, but not in the hitman/gangster aspect. More in the relationship department.

    He would go off "camping" on his own, never inviting his girlfriend, for a few days in the woods, that was about 5 miles from his home (he owned that house, leaving her there alone)...

    He'd go to 4 day music festivals alone, even though he had no interest in music.

    One time he had plans to visit his girlfriends family on Xmas day, which was about 200 miles away. By 4pm he still wasn't ready to go, which caused an argument... Which resulted in him walking from his home to another city, about 25 miles away.

    He kept, in his bedroom, a box of women's underwear, which didn't belong to his long term girlfriend of about 15 years. She told us about this after she found them (queue the Se7en jokes).

  • Creepy never-nudes.

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  • Sky hooks

  • Having conversations with kids is fantastic. I love seeing their ranges and choices of vocabularies, and what they get excited about when talking to you.

  • I bet it's in his pocket.

  • You ok bro?

  • This President is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met! Do not trust hi! He is a fugly slut!!

  • I always tune in for Simon's daily Wordle attempt.

  • My Mechanics is fantastic. His current restoration of the 240z is excellent, he even supplied parts to Ronald Finger for his 280z.

  • I don't know the science behind it.... But Tylenol causes Autism in pregnancy. (RFK jr 2025)

  • What are your opinions on 'social stories' and how can they be utilized effectively?

  • I'm starting to feel a bit confident in my lotr knowledge these days, but I'm well aware I'm no scholar on the topic.

  • The fourth and fifth, I think I burned with a blowtorch.

  • Nine cans of ravioli.

  • Will this be compulsory? And how will it affect my marriage?

  • Yeah I had it installed because it was linked to an old Reddit account. Reddit used to use Imgur as the hosting site, so it had a fair few pictures I had uploaded for posts. When they separated, I kept the Imgur account. But I barely used it...

  • Yeah, I just uninstalled the app. I barely went on it anyway, as I'd be a bit apprehensive about what thirsty content was currently trending.

  • If I wasn't so lethargic, I'd be apathetic.

  • Niiiice

  • Hmm, probably Vermilion by Slipknot, either part is fine...

  • memes @lemmy.world

    That Damned Laugh

  • memes @lemmy.world

    How you doin?