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Cripple. History Major. Irritable and in constant pain. Vaguely Left-Wing.

  • I once cut the inside of my thigh as a kid by bicycle jousting with my friends at night-time along the streets and sidewalks. Slammed into one of my friends' tires head-on, and got thrown forward into the crossbar. I was lucky I was slightly off-center, but I came away with a nasty bruise, a laceration, and a rip in my shorts.

  • How perfect

  • Username came first.

  • I liked the avatar. That's about it.

    I prefer posters with avatars, personally.

  • Allied leadership was very wary of running into the issue they did in WW1 - where the exaggeration of German war crimes discredited the propaganda apparatus of Britain. As they became more aware of the nature and extent of the death camps, Allied leadership opted to document evidence for the postwar tribunals rather than engage in a war of accusation and denial against Nazi Germany which could have seriously damaged the short-term credibility of their propaganda efforts.

    Whether this was the right choice is another question entirely.

  • I would like you to lay down the arms you have as being useless for saving you or humanity. You will invite Herr Hitler and Signor Mussolini to take what they want of the countries you call your possessions. Let them take possession of your beautiful island, with your many beautiful buildings. You will give all these but neither your souls, nor your minds. If these gentlemen choose to occupy your homes, you will vacate them. If they do not give you free passage out, you will allow yourself man, woman and child, to be slaughtered, but you will refuse to owe allegiance to them.

    If one Jew or all the Jews were to accept the prescription here offered, he or they cannot be worse off than now. And suffering voluntarily undergone will bring them an inner strength and joy which no number of resolutions of sympathy passed in the world outside Germany can. Indeed, even if Britain, France and America were to declare hostilities against Germany, they can bring no inner joy, no inner strength. The calculated violence of Hitler may even result in a general massacre of the Jews by way of his first answer to the declaration of such hostilities. But if the Jewish mind could be prepared for voluntary suffering, even the massacre I have imagined could be turned into a day of thanksgiving and joy that Jehovah had wrought deliverance of the race even at the hands of the tyrant. For to the godfearing, death has no terror. It is a joyful sleep to be followed by a waking that would be all the more refreshing for the long sleep.

    Religious fanatics rarely deserve the adulation their beliefs receive.

  • That's been the internet since at least the mid-2000s.

  • I HAVE A DUTY FOR YOU. AN UNDERTAKING OF VITAL IMPORTANCE. WITH ONE OF MY MOST TREASURED ARTIFACTS IN YOUR CARE. YOU WILL PLEASE ME WITH THE OUTCOME, OR I WILL FEAST UPON YOUR SOUL LIKE CROWS UPON A CARCASS.

    "A-anything for you, o mighty Forest Lord!"

    [drops a smartphone into the terrified cultist's hands] CHARGE THIS. AND WIPE THE SCREEN DOWN WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.

  • I fear death much less than I fear age.

    I want eternal youth, not immortality.

  • It can't be ruled out

  • Pug-dog

  • Roadwarden is excellent.

  • The frumentarii were another layer of spies in the Roman Empire for ferreting out the secrets of prominent citizens for the imperial apparatus to use against them, if needed.

  • No, Florkofcows is just a popular artist.

  • Yes. Birth rates in developed countries naturally drop without government intervention.

    That being said, socialism is more than just basic needs being met - it's a question of who owns what laborers produce. Under socialism, the idea is that the workers themselves own what they produce (or the fruits of their labor, more generally), as opposed to shareholders or firm owners.

  • Have you considered Canada? I don't know what the residency rules are like, but it might help both putting you just outside of the decaying political situation of the US, whilst remaining near to her friends and family.

  • "There is no place to spit in a rich man's house but his face" is one of my personal favorites.

  • Explanation: Diogenes was an Ancient Greek philosopher who lived in an empty wine barrel on the streets and passed along unconventional wisdom to passers-by, often unasked for. Such brilliance as "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly!" when accosted for masturbating in public, and "Behold, a man!" whilst holding a plucked chicken, when Plato's Academy defined a man as a featherless biped.

    Unironically, though, his iconoclasm, while eccentric, does show a well-considered and coherent value system, and for that reason, despite everything, was a major influence on later philosophers, especially the Cynic school. Alexander the Great famously said, "If I were not Alexander, I would want to be Diogenes." to which according to some accounts Diogenes replied, "If I were not Diogenes, I too would want to be Diogenes."

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Connor has seniority

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    You don't have to live like this

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    [catchy electronic music starts]

  • Fallout @lemmy.world

    The heart wants what it wants

  • memes @lemmy.world

    N-no, please...

  • cats @lemmy.world

    A bridge to the heavens

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Thomas has no mercy

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    It's his garden now

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    Oops

  • cats @lemmy.world

    You uh, you comfy there, buddy?

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Just say NO

  • Fallout @lemmy.world

    Gotta be prepared for any scenario

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Sorry, you're on your own

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Pst pst pst! Nedjem!

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    hol' up

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    Really? Just... just going to let her walk into that?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    ... for ME?!

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Engineers vs Architects

  • memes @lemmy.world

    And you will remain there for five turns ("Three, sire") three turns!

  • Fallout @lemmy.world

    Sweet pupper upper