"On this occasion, Johannesen had also attempted to hide a mobile phone behind a wardrobe which was discovered when it started ringing during the search."
This guy was clearly not all that bright. But he is hilarious, unintentionally.
A peacock's tail is a flourish, something that adds to the whole without detracting.
A cocktail combines spirits with other flavors to make them something else.
I don't really drink cocktails, but thr antiquated term makes sense in a particular context.
Now looking it up, apparently the origin of the term isn't actually known and my interpretation isn't even in the running, but I'm saving this anyway because it's amusing.
I think that, in the process, you'll be creating enough Gilbert Gottfried impersonators that they couldn't all be low-quality any longer.
Just one little hitch in your otherwise flawless plan.