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P00ptart

@ P00ptart @lemmy.world

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  • Fox News doc says not enough ’15 to 19′ year-olds are having kids: ‘The fertility is down’

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  • Only locally it's a bad thing. Nationally, they need those girls waiting tables in diners. How else is someone going to get their nostalgia kick while driving route 66?

  • Garden of gethsemane

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  • I can only get off by pretending he's real and watching me getting off whether alone or otherwise. "Fuck yeah Jesus, watch me cum. Don't look away! Look in my eyes while I cum!"

  • Garden of gethsemane

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  • Not working for me either.

  • Garden of gethsemane

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  • I put 2 rats, a clove of garlic and a 1/4 cup of heavy cream in my Ninja blender, then funnel the resulting mixture into my ass while an obese clown massages my taint.

  • Hunter Biden challenges Trump's sons, Donald Jr. and Eric, to cage match

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  • There's no upside in this timeline.

  • RFK Jr. says he's launching a podcast to expose 'lies' that have made Americans sick

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  • Yeah but this way he can profit more from the same words.

  • Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after

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  • I hear with a nice chianti and some fava beans...

  • Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after

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  • Fuck yeah, patient zero! I was starting to loose hope that zombie apocalypse could beat out climate change, pollution, wealth inequality, and fascism. But it's back in the race!

  • Boxed mac & cheese hacked

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  • Wait till you try it with those veggies and some corned beef.

  • Salvation

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  • Yeah! They can also be pushed!

  • FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

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  • Bruh, you weren't drinking beers, those were glasses of Ayahuasca.

  • FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

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  • I haven't teleported since this one time where I immediately got lost and had to ask a dragon for a ride home. I woke up naked on my neighbor's porch with a tattered ribbon of red silk tied around my penis.

  • FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

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  • Trump Set to Give Major War Update on April Fools’ Day

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  • Oh shit. My days are off because I just got put on third shift lol.

  • Trump Set to Give Major War Update on April Fools’ Day

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  • It's Thursday before a 3 day weekend. This is when they always release news that tanks the stock market. He's going to announce boots on the ground, I guarantee it.

  • If you do something you love, it never feels like work.

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  • Hey, tbf ya gotta give him props for doing the work himself.

  • Suspect with bong built into his car dashboard is arrested for the 98th time after high speed chase

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  • Too much aerodynamic drag.

  • Squirrels are ‘vaping’ e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food

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  • Those things clog/shit the bed so easily that I've become a master maintainer of them. But that's pretty much what I did in the army, only with radios.

  • Suspect with bong built into his car dashboard is arrested for the 98th time after high speed chase

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  • Haha! You fell into the trap of my nuclear powered hyper bike! I never have to stop! Bwahahaha! Man, I gotta take a dump tho, fr.