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P00ptart

@ P00ptart @lemmy.world

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    TIL about Detroit Electric

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  • All he did was put up investment money.

  • NOW WITH FLAVOR!

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  • "boy kibble" and "bachelor chow" lol I love it. I cook stuff like this in big batches and just eat the leftovers over time, a few spoonfuls (or meatballs) at a time. Me and my son call this "ADHD snacks" because if I don't have something quick and easy to eat, I'm likely not going to eat at all.

  • Old scary movies aren't scary

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  • God I fucking hate jump scares. It's such a cheap/lame way to do it. A good horror movie has 0 jump scares.

  • I mended my fence and gate almost entirely with used screws

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  • Whoever buys that house after you is going to HAAATE you.

  • Tinder takes action against AI profiles by making users scan eyes for “proof of humanity”

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  • They're blind tho?

  • Tinder takes action against AI profiles by making users scan eyes for “proof of humanity”

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  • How can they tell what they're swiping on?

  • Trump slammed as "a wolf in sheep clothing" (IMHO, the "sheep clothing" looks pretty wolfy)

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  • Ds= Drill sergeant, DFAC= Dining Facility, and AIT is advanced individual training.

  • Trump slammed as "a wolf in sheep clothing" (IMHO, the "sheep clothing" looks pretty wolfy)

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  • Lol land nav can be tough. One time in AIT we had to use a PLGR to find points on base around the class. Problem is they moved the class to the other side of the base and forgot to move the points. So after a while when nobody had returned, they went looking for us. Hours and hours later we returned to a bunch of angry drill sergeants and when we explained where we went, the guy doing the class figured out what happened, and apologized. The DS's felt bad and we got to eat at the officers DFAC because the plebs DFAC was closed.

    But yeah being in the army, you had to have a certain level of openness. It definitely takes a certain kind of person. And that person isn't generally a normie.

  • Trump slammed as "a wolf in sheep clothing" (IMHO, the "sheep clothing" looks pretty wolfy)

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  • Yeah, military wives are accurately portrayed as unfaithful, obviously I'm not saying all, but it's very common. They are fairly often strippers or former strippers as well. There is an abundance of strip clubs around military bases. Prostitutes following armies during conflict is as old a story as both professions. Young people in their physical peak (both strippers and soldiers) being around others at their physical peak, it's just nature, like sex at the Olympics.

    Also... People that join the army have no shame. Not even sexual, but weird naked shit happened all the time. One guy came in while me and my roommate were playing guitar hero. Dude just had a towel on. Pulls it off and starts helicoptering while my guy was trying to play guitar hero. It kept getting weirder til we joked if he could helicopter and hit the strum thing while someone hit the buttons. It didn't work so he tried using his hand to move his dick to strum it. Better, but still failed. So you just get normalized to weird naked stuff, sexual or not. Then there's the guys that know the stereotype, and are comfortable, and just have a buddy "look after" their wife while deployed. For the stereotype of the military being tough straight edge men, there's a lot of liberal sexual practices. Hell, me and my roommate in Iraq shared pics of our gfs.

    The air force is just... Different. They're considered "the dorky" branch. They do get better food, better housing, and average higher test scores. It makes sense you'd get a nerdier group. That doesn't mean they're less sexual. I dated an air force girl for a bit and despite her innocent, naive, nerdy outward nature, she was a sexually aggressive woman who knew what she wanted. The air force benefits from more women in their branch. But they're still military.

    I never really met many navy people, so I can't say much about them. I certainly never got close enough to find out personal things from them, let alone enough to get an idea of sexual preferences.

  • Trump slammed as "a wolf in sheep clothing" (IMHO, the "sheep clothing" looks pretty wolfy)

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  • LMAO, probably more than you'd think. Also, lots of cucks and hotwifing/sharing in the army/marines.

  • Trump slammed as "a wolf in sheep clothing" (IMHO, the "sheep clothing" looks pretty wolfy)

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  • They're not your typical military people.

  • Trump slammed as "a wolf in sheep clothing" (IMHO, the "sheep clothing" looks pretty wolfy)

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  • They're definitely the most religious. I doubt they're more right wing than army or marines. MPs were the worst, most cruel people I've ever met. Even worse than grunts and I was around a lot of both.

  • This is gonna be good

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  • Me and everyone who finds me later are about to find out.

  • Pete Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible verse during Pentagon sermon

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  • Confident stupidity is the Hallmark of conservatives.

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  • How modern? I could roll start my 2012 WRX.

  • RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'

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  • Um, if the sin is amputating deceased animal dicks, well then... Whips rock at RFK

  • Aito vehicles' manufacturer Seres patents hidden in-car toilet design, sparking debates

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  • A hot day with lots of errands but you forgot to clean it out the day before.

  • I took a walk and saw 7 white cars all by the same house

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  • My "detonator yellow" jeep Wrangler disagrees.

  • Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees

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  • This is what I was thinking. Then sue because the CEO promised it to you and didn't follow through.