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Olgratin_Magmatoe

@ Olgratin_Magmatoe @slrpnk.net

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  • What little things do you do each day that are your small ways of sticking it to the man?

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  • There was this one time during a sprint retrospective that our PM said we were gonna do an ice breaker. This was a year and a half into my employment, and nobody else on the team had been there for less than 2 years.

    I fucked off for a good 20 minutes on my phone while they were talking about each other's spirit animals.

  • Its actually because I'm a noob 😓

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  • I work on proprietary code for a living. I can confirm it is embarrassing.

  • How should I properly document my homelab?

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  • Whenever I set something up I usually make a markdown file listing the commands and steps to take. I do this as I am setting things up and familiarizing myself, so once I'm done, I have a start to finish guide.

    Raw text/markdown files will be readable until the end of time.

  • MAGA trolls outed as foreigners vanish from X after brutal update

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  • Idk he has kinda proven himself to be an incompetent nazi on many different occasions

  • What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?

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  • Nope. It was buried 300 lines into a 600 line C function.

    The cherry on top was that testing at this place was all manually done on the hardware. And the "unit testing" comprised of making one off tests to prove line coverage, then throwing out the unit tests because the IDE we were using would have an aneurysm if it tried to open up existing unit tests.

    I was the poor fuck tasked with writing throw away "unit testing" code for that bastard of a function. All of it was probably written before I was born.

  • What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?

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    1. Take from index 10 of the buffer, AND it with some hard-coded hex value.
    2. Bit shift it by a hard-coded amount of 2
    3. Do the first two steps, but with a different hard-coded index, hex value, and bit shift.
    4. OR the two results.
    5. Shove the result back into a buffer.

    All of this is one line with no commenting or references to what the fuck this process comes from or why it is applicable. Then there was a second copy of the line, but with different hard-coded values.

  • The Six Stages of Code Grief

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  • The team lead has spend the last two months writing a permissions library that nobody understands how to use or debug. He wrote it with Cthulhu at his side. Soon not even Cthulhu will understand it.

  • What open source project is the most exciting for you right now?

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  • I've been using it on linux as well, though I've been using godot script. I'm not the biggest fan of godot script, but again it gets the job done and has IMO very little bullshit.

  • What fictional character do you wish was real?

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  • While a good choice, I don't feel warm and fuzzy about the prospect of being turned into some horror creature goop because I happened to walk down the wrong alley.

  • What open source project is the most exciting for you right now?

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  • It's been a hot minute since I've touched it, but godot is always going to have my favor. It works very well, doesn't have any bullshit.

    I just need more motivation to finish my existing project, and keep the desire for a new one at bay.

  • Lego posts their Enterprise D set

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  • Oh shit nice.

  • Lego posts their Enterprise D set

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  • For $400 I'd expect the saucer section to be detachable.

  • Trump tells Ilhan Omar to leave the country

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  • Why bother even doing that? Just give him a tour of an SRB. Make it an exciting tour by showing him the nozzle during a static fire test.

  • Donald Trump Reveals He Underwent MRI Scan at Walter Reed Amid Growing Speculation Over His Health

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  • Check him for butthole worms.

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  • You're not al^\ ^one, I noticed it too

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  • Will there be cuddles afterwards?

  • TIL HP printers can exfiltrate telemetry from airgapped networks

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  • Yeah, I saw that around. It looks really fucking cool, but it still relies on a proprietary print head IIRC.

    I don't want to be perfectionist, it is a good step in the right direction, so I do still appreciate the project. I especially appreciate that it uses paper rolls instead.

  • TIL HP printers can exfiltrate telemetry from airgapped networks

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  • There is not a day that goes by that I don't wish open source 2d printers where technically easy to make.

  • What would the moral choice here be?

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  • If it's a mom and pop store, then the right thing to do is notify them.

    If it's a corporation, fuck their soulless bullshit.