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NotASharkInAManSuit

@ NotASharkInAManSuit @lemmy.world

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  • US House of Representatives passed the KIDS Act, Which would basically require age checks for Americans to get online

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  • You just blow in from Stupid Town?

  • What is your favourite album of all time?

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  • Coheed and Cambria - Good Apollo, I’m Burning Star IV.

    That album is a masterpiece.

  • Mark Zuckerberg Is Selflessly Building Yet Another Horrible Product Nobody Asked For

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  • Caligula, hands down.

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  • More so just complacent, I don’t have the mental energy for fear anymore. I still try to do what I can, but I also feel like we’ve pulled the clathrate trigger on this one. I don’t have any hope that things will get better, at least not before they get a lot worse. Seems like the way we’re going to get through this point in history is that once the construct of fascism is achieved it will cannabalize itself, as that is how fascism works, and then in 100 years we will do it all over again.

    You ever make soup? It’s super easy, just throw everything in a pot and ignore it for long enough. BAM! You got soup. You ever try to unmake soup?

    At some point, once it’s done cooking, we’re going to have to figure out what the fuck to do with all of this soup, each and every one of us. Or we will peacefully fall into oblivion as white hot nuclear atonement cleanses this planet of humanity (and all other life) by our own hand, that will be the final chapter eventually. We’ve got nuclear armistice and enough bombs to glass the surface and destroy the atmosphere entirely, unless we disarm all the nukes (which we never will), that is our guarantee to ourselves, and it has almost happened just by accident (literally like a “Shit, didn’t mean to hit that button,” or “Whoops, bumped the trigger switch with my knee, again!”) so many times.

  • The people of s7e13 "Homeward" would have noticed eventually that they were in a completely different world

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  • “Is this a two-parter?”

    “No, we don’t do those.”

    “What do we do with this B-plot guy that saw the ship? We’ve got a whole thing going on with his story that could go to some interesting places. How should we handle that?”

    “Just kill him.”

    “Should we re-write it and just take that part of the plot out?”

    “Nah, just have him off himself or something.”

  • Peak comedy

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  • Just like a real pregnancy.

  • 75% More Pedestrians Have Been Killed Since 2009. Giant Trucks and SUVs Are Why

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  • Not how you’re doing it.

  • Elon Musk threatens to sue lawmaker who suggested DOGE cuts led to death of 4.5M kids

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  • We must kill Elon Musk.

  • TIL Ayn Rand's funeral included a 6-foot floral arrangement in the shape of a dollar sign

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  • I once noticed that Ayn Rand looks exactly like Timmy from The Whitest Kids You Know if he was playing Ayn Rand and I can’t not see it every time now.

  • Trump's $14M Reflecting Pool Paint Job Is Now Peeling Off And Floating To The Surface

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  • Read the manual, use the right product, do things properly, don’t be a lazy half-ass.

  • Fan Dressed in Banana Costume Harassed by Hardcore Band at Gig: ‘Conform or Get Called Out’

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  • Hardcore bands and shows and fans are the fucking worst.

  • Dozens of Stanford grads walk out on Google CEO's speech

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  • Oh my, the hypocrisy that dwells in that comment. You’re a special kind of animal.

  • Warrior, rogue or mage, why?

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  • Do we get sub classes? If yes, rogue, they can do some cool magic stuff. If no, mage, because fireball.

    If warrior can multi-class barbarian that would be my top choice, because I would very much like to fucking RAAAAAGE!

  • Kash Patel ‘jumped the gun’ with announcement of UFC plot arrests, sources say

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  • That is no my chosen curse to wish upon folks. Experiencing that sensation constantly, and if you turn back to look you will see a ragged four armed crone with a basket of eggs and she will gaze into your eyes and show you the end of all things and you will experience a relative eternity of psychological horror until you find yourself back in that exact moment before you turned to look, feeling the cold old hands of the crone grabbing at your starfish and feeding it egg after egg after egg. You fear to look, you don’t know if others can see her going about her eggly duties. All you know is that you never want to experience what you did again. And at that moment, she stops. You feel nothing. You don’t know if she is still there, but you fear to look. After some time you wonder if she’s gone forever, you start to feel safer, and eventually chalk it up to a stress hallucination and get ready to go stand in front of congress, your case prepared, you’re ready, you get to your seat, feeling confident.

    You’re asked your first question by the members in attendance, and right then, as your lips have just began to split in order to give your response, you smell sulfur and feel the cold hands of destiny at your lower back, pulling your pants down to just below your butt, and you feel the smooth, practiced motion of the crone going to work on your bike rack…

  • Kash Patel ‘jumped the gun’ with announcement of UFC plot arrests, sources say

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  • That guy has resting “I just shit my pants” face.

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  • Freud had one legitimate case study and it was himself.

  • "You'd think we would've learned that lesson by now": Obama says US can't "bomb" way to Iran deal

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  • Well, not with that attitude.

  • Mitch McConnell, 84, hospitalized for second time in just a few months

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  • I hope it kills him.