Nikls94

For me it’s "Yes" - makes the website think I got them but my computer‘s like "Heh. Nah."

This is actually why horses did not develop a society as humanity.

See, nowadays, the horse is superior to the human in every possible way but the intellect, but every time a horse capable of understanding what humanity does and did, they have to puke and instantly die. So basically our society has only survived this long against a horse takeover because they are physically unable to puke.

Yes, the cat shampoo we use is fine according to my vet!

So you’re implying that Russia’s attack on Ukraine should have never been allowed as well - but I have yet to see any American 🇺🇸 troups there.

Kartooon wird aus hoolz gewoonneeeeen

How doing all the different sidequests feels in skyrim

As a billionaire‘s kid but develop my current mindset. I’d invest in genetic modification and add the "ability to speak gene" to cats and dogs (it has worked with mice)

Please explain it to me. It seems that I lack the cognitive capacity to understand this joke.

Edit: oh, is that "back talk from my cake"… she’s using the word "cake" to refer to boyfriends/fuckboys no?

Overlord, the first game

I‘m glad you’re better

There’s only one island for billionaires

Trying to figure out how to tax them so I won’t get in trouble.

OR I’ll go to some remote island.

Bro my cacti died. Both of them.

Did you ever have a feline friend? Like a real friendship?

Yeah after at least a week or right before they starve to death themselves, like dogs.

So you have a cat?

Risk of Prion‘s disease is too high.

I don’t know man, due to sympathy neither my dogs, cats or goats would eat each other or humans. And 2 of them are carnivores.

Nikls94

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We ruin everything

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Bath time! Best way to remove the winter coat!

Bath time! Best way to remove the winter coat!

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If you could plant an earworm song in your enemies, what would it be?

Frog Life

What would you pick to be reincarnated as AND WHY?

Talking Cake.

Recommendations on games in which you don't play as the "good guy".

His greed sickens me

His greed sickens me

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If you woke up a billionaire tomorrow, what's the first thing you'd do?

If you woke up a billionaire tomorrow, what's the first thing you'd do?

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I read that somewhere

I read that somewhere

I read that somewhere

I read that somewhere

I read that somewhere

I left Nacho on the balcony for too long. It was cold.

Yoshi sometimes forgets about his tongue

Look at those BEANS! 🫘(Nacho allows pets everywhere and loves belly rubs)

First night in Crete and I already got a friend. Little fella just came in and made himself comfy on MY bed.

Throwback to September 16 2022 when this little fella was full of food

People who made a single terrible financial decision that still haunts you to this day - how did it happen?

Nacho went from supine position to twisted... how can this be comfy?

Considering the old model is made with shrink-wrapping this is viable option

Forced love is still love ❤️

Scratchy towel. Does not dry well. 3/10

Here's a picture of Yoshi at 3~4 months old. You can see the absence of thought in his eyes.

should've called him Garfield...

I have 2 toothless cats (2.5 & 3 y/o) - do you need some tips?

Bim