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@ Nemo @slrpnk.net

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  • If it's the same person, whatever.

    If it's whatserface cm#### reposting someone else's post, annoying.

  • black liquorice

  • No, I'm never embarrassed by my singing.

  • Hear Me Out: Krobus from Stardew Valley

  • Buy a two-flat in the neighborhood to fix up for my father and father-in-law to live in.

  • Favorites: Space Western, and Unusual Team Sport (think Stomp the Yard, Drum Line, Bring It On, the Step Up series)

    Least favorites: WW2, Cringe Comedy, and Body Horror (eg. Drag Me To Hell or Hellraiser)

    Generally for me swordfighting makes a movie better and things that'll put you off your lunch makes it worse, if I had to nail it down to two criteria.

  • Yes, of course, where else am I gonna keep my china? Older millennial, for reference.

    Uh, also live in a century home (1880), so there's no closests or cupboards; the expectation is you'd have wardrobes and cabinets and other heavy storage furniture for that purpose instead of anything built-in.

  • The US is a superpower and we still have a Cabinet. Make it work.

  • katabasis, Gothic, pirate, art deco, lunarpunk; descending order

  • More of a bread guy, but yeah, I know him.

  • Wham! — Wake Me Up

    TMBG — Wake Up Call

    Bullfrog ft. Kid Koala — Music for More Morning People

    (I used to use Hokus Pick's "I'm So Happy" but it just hits different under the current presidential administration)

  • At fancy restaurants, diners sit for longer and have more if an experience, and we're not going to rush them at all. So, 20% on four (because each table needs more attention) $100 tables, two or three times a night.

    Except $100 is low for even two people, and tables will often be four or even six. Figure $2K a night in sales and you're closer to reality, $3K on the weekends or for a brunch shift. So at 22% (because anyone who can serve at that level pulls more than the 20% baseline) you're looking at $450-650 in gross tips.

    But because no one works alone at that level, expect that a third to half of that will go to tipping out the bar staff, bussers, food runners, and backwaiters, so more like $250-400 in a six-hour shift, or about $50/hr... plus wages. At a fancy place. Based on my experience.

    If you're slinging eggs at a diner you're much more subject to walk-in traffic but less subject to high rollers. You're also much more subject to the local cost of living, so here in Chicago you're probably still making $20-40/hr in tips after tipout, but in South Dakota a lot less... and your wage will be lower, too.

    I have to quibble with the idea that a fine dining server works no harder than an egg-slinger, though, as someone who's done both. Fine dining takes a lot more attention, patience, and training; a lot of the work is preparation and goes unseen by the patrons — as it should be.

  • a large bottle of Yucateco Red Habanero and $75 in produce vouchers from the Green City Farmers' Market

  • As many as you want; the est practice is to link to your other accounts in the profile, though.

  • The past and the future are both malleable, and the present impossible to accurately perceive.

  • "If you ain't doin' shots, get the fuck out the club."

  • drank, they get pretty runny after awhile

  • Hardee's Monster Burger

    but honorable mention to Wendy's Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, especially dipped in the chili