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Mostly made of meat.

  • Safer than eating roadkill and getting a worm in your brain, dipshit.

  • Public money gets funneled to the tech bros and the population gets dumber. It's a conservative win-win.

  • "support for common-sense policies and candidates”

    So that will be the loudest fascists who have their tongues furthest up the billionaires' arseholes.

  • You start off with a bit of spooning and before you know it you are in the winter Olympics.

  • My favourite one is when some clueless dipshit shouts it out of their window when it's a footpath not a cycle path, and cycling on it would be illegal.

  • In the UK it's entirely up to the cyclist whether they want to use the cycle lane or not. Good job too, as many of them are fucking lethal, basically trapping the cyclist in the shittiest part of the road while giving drivers the impression that they can pass as close as they like. Want to avoid that wheel-breaking pothole? No. Stay in your shit-filled cratered lane and take your chances or you will be taken out by that car zooming past 3 inches from your elbow.

    Taking the lane is also encouraged in the Highway Code when it would be dangerous to let a car overtake.

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  • Probably strikes a nerve with some people.

  • Ha ha. Good luck getting anything useful out of the dog shit code I write.

  • I had a sepp blatter once, but I got some antibiotics which sorted it out.

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  • Being the male in the house, Stinky likes to think he is in charge, but he is just rubbish at maintaining any sort of order. This sort of thing doesn't help with his reputation either.

  • 2016 started off all mouldy and is now just a pile of toxic sludge.

  • A cat wouldn't wait until you were dead, but just weak enough that you can't fight it off.

  • Ribbert is such a good name for a frog.

  • I'm not sure it's good for Linux to attract disgruntled windows users. It would be better to attract people who actually want to use an OS that is different to Windows, rather than ones that just want a Windows that works. Linux is not a version of Windows.

  • Buckle up, everyone.

  • Gosh. Who could have foreseen this?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business

    gizmodo.com /palantir-ceo-says-making-war-crimes-constitutional-would-be-good-for-business-2000695162
  • cats @lemmy.world

    I think my cat is melting

  • cats @lemmy.world

    The last blurry close up I ever took of Dorrit, the best cat ever.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    I heard it was black cat Friday.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Five seconds later, she fell off and then looked at me like it was my fault