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MyDarkestTimeline01

@ MyDarkestTimeline01 @ani.social

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  • Day 2 of posting a meme from my collection

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  • Of course it isn't free of trash. It has cyclists in it.

  • Day 2 of posting a meme from my collection

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  • Looks like most of them found your post too. There are dozens of them and man are they pissy.

  • Ricky Martin is aging like wine, Kid Rock is aging like milk left out in the sun in Arizona.

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  • That's what several shitty American beers a day will do to you.

  • inner peace

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  • This upvote is the angriest one I will give today.

  • The suffering must pass through generations

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  • It's a joke that the awful things that the parents put the grandparents through while the parents were children are now being visited on the parents by the grand kids.

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    Google’s Recent Data-Collection Lawsuits

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  • I'm on android how do I get my cut?

  • What do you call this kind of business decision?

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  • It for sure is.

  • Anyone else does this?

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  • ............yes.

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    chrome being chrome

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  • Exactly what you said. Personally I'd add "willfully" in front of each type of illiterate, but that's just me.

  • Too sloop to get it

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  • Well, I find them funny. Probably why I'm generally laughing more than the rest of you.

  • People who identify as male/masculine, do you feel comfortable expressing your emotions/feelings to people irl? Do people who identify as female/feminine feel more comfortable espressing feelings?

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  • It's.....complicated. On its face I don't have a problem discussing my feelings. I'm a living breathing human being and life hits all kinds of different ways.

    I have learned that I can't just tell any old person what I'm feeling or going through. And that the things I tell people.can and will be used against me. And no. Not just by women. Any person with a sufficient amount of cleverness and a busted moral compass can use what you say against you.

  • Still waiting for those posts to die down btw

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  • I've been waiting for that since 2020. It's the main reason I nuked all my socials.

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    Not fair, right?

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  • I mean, I'm open to some clever or actually funny jokes against my country. You just have to do significantly better than "Durga Durga, Muhammad Jihad death to Muricah" or something where the punchline is Red Dawn.

  • There was a rubber hose that you drove your car over

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  • It's true with a few qualifications. If you go to a mechanic, usually the top the air off in your tires for free. If you go to a gas/fuel station there's usually a air pump and hose that's about $1.50 USD for about 5-10 minutes of air. Alternately, you could just buy a plug in air pump for around $25-$50 and keep it in the car and you'll always be able to get air into your tires.

  • There was a rubber hose that you drove your car over

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  • I'm old enough to remember my parents commenting about how much cheaper self-service was over full service gas stations and how you were seeing less and less full service gas stations.

  • yeah yeah lets always blame the rich....

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  • You can have your snot apple sauce all to yourself. I'll be ordering the queso-funditio.

  • THIS is so true. Always have the wife/GF make color decisions

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  • Awful lot of people whose birth year starts with two complaining in here.

  • yeah yeah lets always blame the rich....

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  • Now that you mention it; snot apples are disgusting and you should always support a local coffee shop before you support a chain.

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    I have never once considered this, or seen it written or heard it said.

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    Courtesy of my friend, who is a dad.

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    Man it hurts.

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    Remember Christmas is only four months away.

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    Notes of Meat Canyon.

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    You can not change my mind.

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    It's important to learn this early.

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    Anyone else smell bacon?

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    How it feels to make an anti religion joke, in a non-religous workplace, with religious coworkers.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Question for the mechanics of Lemmy; what is the most likely problem?

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    Good luck getting the song out of your heads. I call it musical terrorism.

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    Now I want a cold cut sandwich.

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    A little late but, accurate.

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    Take a good wiff.

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    Insert Dark Souls boss music here

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    Post changes.

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    I'm a millennial, but these were my elementary school desks.

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    🎶I'm goin' through changes🎶

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    You silly Germans, that's where sewing needles go.

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    Not feeling too great today.

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    Back when a struggle meal was called dinner on Tuesday.