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MutantTailThing

@ MutantTailThing @lemmy.world

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  • “This is a fucking disaster”: Generational Republican family loses 95-year-old mill to Trump’s tariff mess - WTF Detective

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  • ‘I wish more of my bones were broken’ - Deranged Lunatic

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  • What if we eat the billionaires? I’m not saying we should, just wondering what if.

  • If you automated 95% of your job, but still had to report to an office/cubicle, what would you do with your (40hrs)time?

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  • Welk I’m here aren’t I?

  • Would you rather glow in the dark, or slowly get bigger when in water, and then shrink back to normal when dry?

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  • Would the insides of my eyelids glow? Cause fuck that if that’s the case.

  • They’re trying their best

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  • Let’s be honest, who hasnt fucked up their chassis while crossing the median doing an illegal u-turn on the highway at 3am in the morning while running on 2 hours of sleep?

    Cause I sure haven’t

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  • No cheap ass crack for me. I splurge for the good stuff.

  • What little things do you do each day that are your small ways of sticking it to the man?

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  • Don’t know if it counts as sticking it to the man, but I adblock everything. Seriously, Ive got adblockers on my adblockers. Ive been adblocking for so long I don’t know what to buy anymore.

    I’m sitting here in my empty house surrounded by my bags of money I don’t know what to spend on. Send help.

  • December

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  • Next year I wont drink anymore alcohol, though I wont drink any less either.

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  • Also a ridiculously high heat capacity. It does make sense.

  • That walk with the cousins

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  • I was supposed to get laid with my cousin, but then I didn't get high

  • That walk with the cousins

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  • That fivehead is on point.

  • Microsoft AI CEO puzzled that people are unimpressed by AI

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  • As a matter of fact, it does.

  • Microsoft AI CEO puzzled that people are unimpressed by AI

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  • AI CEO has to be one of the dumbest sounding bullshit job titles Ive heard in a good long while.

  • I voted for Trump!

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  • “I wish more of my bones were broken”

  • What minor, everyday inconvenience, if magically removed for everyone on earth, would collectively save humanity years of cumulative frustration?

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  • Hangnails.

  • Seems a great many of you need this.

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  • I saw some mudcrabs the other day. Horrid creatures.

  • What to you, is always a losing battle?

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  • Argueing with idiots is futile because they drag you down to their level where they beat you with experience

  • A language like a set of building blocks.

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  • auFgaben

    Scheisse!

  • A language like a set of building blocks.

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  • German is wild. Sometimes its like the spacebar was never invented and you get such beauties as Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaugabenübertragungsgesetz