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  • "Fuck lawns" energy, but for graveyards. (no not like that, stoppit!)

    Or postmortem services in general. If you want to give something to someone, do it when they're still around to appreciate it. Once they're dead, they won't give a fuck about the fancy funeral or coffin or w/e you bought for em.

  • dole

    heh.

  • ...or else!

    menacing gesture*

     

    Surely that'll do.

  • ...so what is Trump waiting for? He needs to hurry up and follow his role-model's example and paint that ceiling.

  • Movie? Could use more of this in the news.

  • immediately impeachable and criminal

    Add it to the pile.

    You weren't expecting enforcement, were you?

  • Removed

    Spider hole 2.0

    Jump
  • Shoulda stored him in multiple carts.

  • AI slop kettle calls AI slop pot black.

  • ...but what about the other witches?

  • Guys you can't base your worldview on one expert's opinion! We need peer review!

     

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    eats cheese

  • Idr if this was a feature that made it into a real OS or just a concept that never came to be, but...

    I recall reading about a duress pin that instead of deleting stuff, just booted up normally... but to basically a separate user profile. From the non-duress profile you could choose features that would be shared between the two, like texts or call history of specific people, browser history, photo albums, etc.

    So "sure officer, it's 5224" would open up a phone profile that looks convincingly used, with nice long trails of cat memes and chatter with your gaming buddies about your favorite franchise enshittifying, and so on.

    Punch in your real pin to unlock it though, and it's got full access to everything, including data you want to keep private.

    ...and, uh, if any of you are designing a mobile OS right now, here's your feature suggestion!

  • isn't shouldn't be*

    Their mood is a major determining factor in their target's ability to stay out of prison.

    Due process is dead.

  • I've come to believe that was actually a typo. The correct title is "land of the fee".

  • Stop 'questioning orders' and start acting on your oath to destroy all enemies of the US foreign and fucking domestic. Idly following the orders of a domestic enemy isn't a good look - engage that fucker the same way you do any other enemy of the US.

    This is literally your job.

  • Died defending the US.

    Died defending freedom.

    Died defending democracy.

    Died supporting an ally.

    Died providing humanitarian support abroad.

    Died to distract the world from the fact that Trump raped children on Epstein's island.

     

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the party of "we support our troops!"

  • Good call. Corrected.

  • Did you know not all praying mantises are the same religion?

     

    They're in sects.

  • JK Rowling is a bigoted cunt, and her content doesn't deserve even a sliver of acknowledgement.

  • ...preparing? We've been living in a post-coup US since January 6 2021.

    Remember that time when Trump marched his goons on Capitol Hill to attack the US government, then took over the US government?

    Yeah, that's a fucking coup.

    It was a stupid and poorly executed coup, but it ultimately led to the results he was after.