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Mouselemming

@ Mouselemming @sh.itjust.works

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  • Doctors

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  • Ninety percent of the time it has no bearing on anything the doctor will be doing and yet it's almost always the first thing they ask women. At least move it farther down the form! It's fucking tiresome.

    Should they ask every one of you men the date and time of your last ejaculation? Sure, it's intrusive but ejaculatory issues are an under-discussed issue, perhaps it should be the first question for every man, to make sure it gets done as you say.

  • Doctors

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  • Making it the FIRST question is part of the "your role as a vessel for a fetus is more important than your existence as a person" attitude that is far too common.

    And I've experienced it myself, even after having yeeted my uterus because it was trying to bleed me to death.

    It's also a way in certain states of ensuring that, if she were pregnant, and it's been 6 weeks since the start of her last period, she couldn't legally seek an abortion.

    There's plenty of time later on in the exam to say, "I'm going to inject a local anesthetic while I dig the bullet out of your arm. Any chance you might be pregnant? When was your last period?"

  • Long-neck cow

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  • Meooooo

  • TIL: There are roughly 2.5 million ants per person

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  • And <1 ball

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    Associated Press (AP) correct truth?

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  • At 12:13 Pacific Time it says:

    Trump is proposing a $12B aid package for farmers hit hard by his trade war with China

    So it's blaming them both now

  • Anyone else spending Christmas alone?

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  • A cat's mental state leans towards indifference naturally, it doesn't necessarily mean you're a bad owner. If it doesn't mind being around you, and it can be relaxed in the same room, that's a good sign it considers you a friend. Although if you can sometimes muster up a few minutes of play, that might be good for both of you.

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  • This year I got all my niblings samba whistles to drive my siblings nuts. I included a note about blowing 3 quick blasts repeatedly for ICE or an emergency. Any whistle is good of course but I liked the idea of 3 different notes when just playing around.

    For less noise and more challenge, a shepherd's whistle.

  • Carrying his favorite toy

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  • To his lair

  • This is why I can’t have nice things.

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  • And that there's a real nice cat, too!

  • What little things do you do each day that are your small ways of sticking it to the man?

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  • Yeah the black one

  • What little things do you do each day that are your small ways of sticking it to the man?

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  • The Amex Black Card is the one I was starting to refer to, I got interrupted and decided to hit the button rather than elucidate further. Sorry. You can look up the requirements and benefits, it wouldn't be good for me but for someone who travels a lot and throws big expensive parties it might. Or if they're basically a corporation

  • What little things do you do each day that are your small ways of sticking it to the man?

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  • The small retailer I worked for didn't take Discover. We took Amex though, because it was high-end and wealthy people love their Amex.

    Editing to clarify, had to dash off before: wealthy people love their extra-thick Amex Black Card made of titanium or whatever, that we used to have to type in by hand because it would damage the old slide readers. So as long as we were taking those we took regular Amex cards too.

  • Problem solving

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  • Wider sidewalks would solve the clogging problem and allow runners to pass

    Why are you bicycling on the sidewalk?

    Cars kill bicyclists, pedestrians don't.

    Let people connect with each other.

    Which would not include all having earphones and no spatial awareness to step aside.

  • Artie uses his tail to balance beautifully in the snow

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  • Well sure, when your feet are cold....

  • Silesian dumplings

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  • Bob's Red Mill, Streit's and Manischewitz all make it, so look in the Kosher or Baking sections. I'm pretty sure it's used instead of cornstarch during Passover.

  • Buffy is climbing olive trees today

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  • Oh, MEOW! Cave Cat!

  • Buffy is climbing olive trees today

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  • I feel like that's got to be such a satisfying tree to climb as a cat. Claws in the bark, nose in the holes with an exploratory pawtip, and an easy descent if you're not quite the climber you thought you were on the way up.

  • TIL there's advent salami.

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  • It looks like all one salami, but marked off in 24 increments (counting from both ends for wherever you prefer to start).

  • Sophie's Choice

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  • I wouldn't mind. Got tartar sauce?