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Mouselemming

@ Mouselemming @sh.itjust.works

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  • X's Algorithm Pushes Users to Lean More Conservative, Researchers Find

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  • Indoctrinates users into radical patrio-fascism

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  • It takes a village to survive. Some to remember the exact differences between safe, fun, and deadly mushrooms and others to turn predators into prey.

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  • Ancient people had to remember/memorize a lot more things just to get through their days, before writing existed.

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  • They don't, not enough sodium in coconut juice for one thing.

    I guess you first use the clean juice to make the wounded stop dying long enough so you can stitch what's left of them together, and if they wake up you could tuck a salt pill under their tongue.

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  • A lot of WWII was fought on Pacific islands.

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  • You could pull them off without staining them if you drape them neatly over a clean chair. But then you'd be standing there trouserless (pants means undies over there) with Margot and Charlie....

  • Neferkitty

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  • Maybe more like, sat up and stuck its head down into the vase, which tipped, startling the cat, who pulled back, lifting the vase, and either thrashed its head or jumped down, either way the body of the vase broke away. It looks like it got lucky and there's a relatively straight break line, but you wouldn't want to pull in case you thrust a jagged shard into a jugular or something. They seem to be at the vet where they'll administer enough anesthetic to either ease it off or break it away, then clean/stitch any cuts and dose it with antibiotics. If you couldn't get to a vet, a couple people could probably wrap it in a towel and hold it still enough to break the vase away but it's risky.

  • Cute

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  • SNIKT

  • Mostly scratch meal midnight snack.

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  • That's a legitimate use of "scratch" and since OP was being too cool to use the whole phrase "from scratch," it could be re-interpreted to mean "I decided to throw out the whole meal and just eat a spoonful of peanut butter. What a waste of all my hard work!"

    Like if they'd just opened their mail and in it was a notice: WARNING: MAJOR ARSENIC CONTAMINATION IN YOUR AREA! Injesting anything grown in your soil may cause severe illness and harm to vital organs!

    This reminds us to be careful with phrasing.

  • Mostly scratch meal midnight snack.

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  • From scratch is an idiom meaning "from the start" (as in a starting line scratched in the dirt for a footrace)

    And in the context of food it means "cooked by myself from basic ingredients." I don't think OP means they grew the wheat, maybe not the jam berries, but they made the English muffin from dough using flour and yeast etc, not a mix and not store bought. They boiled up the jam from fresh fruit, and made the pectin to thicken it rather than buying pectin powder. They didn't do all that tonight, in fact the elderberry mead started 6 years ago. And I bet it's damn good!

  • Cat goes where cat wills!

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  • You know, I actually have one of those pull-out ones and I almost never use it! It came with the home but it's so big it doesn't fit well in the sink to clean it.

  • What do you cook when your left arm doesn't work?

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  • With pull tabs you'd still need to hold the can down anyway.

  • What do you cook when your left arm doesn't work?

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  • My first thought: how'd you open the cans? But I guess you must have an electric can opener.

  • What member of a major musical group would be most helpful if you were together in a spaceship where something was going wrong?

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  • Yes I don't know what happened there, fixing it!

  • What member of a major musical group would be most helpful if you were together in a spaceship where something was going wrong?

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  • Doesn't really fit the requirements but actor/singer/guitarist David Peter Capaldi probably still has his old sonic screwdriver tucked in a pocket just in case.

  • Cat goes where cat wills!

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  • Nobody should be preparing food on an uncleaned counter in the first place. Or directly on the counter at all. Store your cutting boards vertically (I put them between the canisters and the wall) to keep all kinds of dirt off them. Cat or no cat, but especially if you have what's essentially an inquisitive toddler who can leap 4+ feet and climb to the ceiling.

  • Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Says He Used to Snort Cocaine Off Toilet Seats: 'I'm Not Scared of a Germ'

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  • That's not the flex you think it is, dude

  • "We'll just take a look" - a classic (not my kitties)

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  • To the spouses: try telling them you're just going to play with the animals in order to help socialize them....

  • Hand it over

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  • Style choice? Too empty? Too full of random junk?