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Mouselemming

@ Mouselemming @sh.itjust.works

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  • Anti-War MAGA Unites to Turn on Trump Together

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  • Another reason to put effort into rallying and representing the true left rather than trying to appease the stupid right or lazy middle.

  • Sad cat

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  • Worse, those lemons aren't fully ripe. Of course you're adding sugar anyway but they're going to be low on juice and possibly bitter, so be sure to taste before you ruin other ingredients. Storebought lemons are often dyed so you needn't try for that look, but at least half of the skin should be a clear bright yellow. And they should twist off without a stem. Lemons ripen slowly, and they keep well on the tree, so you shouldn't have a bunch like this unless a storm or something brings them down or a branch breaks.

  • Pepper has a pet dog named Ludo

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  • Awww, I hope he's not afraid of doors anymore, but at least he's got Pepper to protect him.

  • Carl and his foster daughter

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  • Good dads pretend their children are expert hiders

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  • Ah, gotcha.

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  • Wait, what's wrong with Hugh Jackman?

  • Cat trained the husband

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  • A great thing about cats is that they are able to use the vertical space in your home to get enough exercise without having to go outdoors. And since they reliably land on their feet, it's a lot safer than having your toddler roaming around the kitchen in the middle of the night, but in terms of curiosity and good judgement it's about the same.

    Wipe down your counters of course, but you shouldn't be preparing food directly on the counter anyway. I stow my cutting boards vertically behind my canisters when not in use.

    And give them better places to climb, like a tall cat tree in a sunny window, or a perch above your computer. High+interesting+warm+secure

  • Kimchi in a basket

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  • Kimchi is adorable and has a very nice home. Flowers could use a refill.

  • This is Jelly. Jelly almost burned the house down this morning.

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  • Did you, though?

  • Training goals

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  • Bottle opener. Or spoon, even. Just barely lift the edge of the lid to let in a little air.

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  • Especially with less-reaching-than-T-Rex hands. Fortunately they're allatime swishing with salt water

  • This one made me think

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  • Any day we're all breathing is a good day

    Be well, friend

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  • Given it also has a mouth-to-anus tube, is there a name for a double torus? Genus-2 torus I guess

  • xkcd #3212: Little Red Dots

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  • RELEASE THE CATEN!

  • Jailed for “Standing Up”: DHS Assault Victim Aliya Rahman Arrested at State of the Union Address

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  • o7

  • Cat

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  • Number 1 painkiller

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  • Live your dreams! Nobody knows what's under there, just go nuts with the whole box like a kindergartner who's just figured out how to peel the tabs by themselves. Just, if you get the urge to band-aid your nips, try to be sure your areolas are under the not-sticky part.

  • TIL You can leagally drop your baby off at the fire station in all 50 states

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  • TIL You can leagally drop your baby off at the fire station in all 50 states

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  • Yes as a city dweller I take it for granted that my taxes pay for a professional fire-and-rescue service.

    Other Safe Haven locations are hospitals, which makes sense, and some police stations (although I can't imagine a worse place to leave a baby!)