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Mouselemming

@ Mouselemming @sh.itjust.works

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  • Good reverse psychology, Xantusia riversiana gonna be baby's first word.

  • New technology helps flat-faced dogs breathe easy

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  • That should happen, but it's also good that vets are trying to help these disabled critters lead better lives. And if it becomes adaptable to some humans with disabilities, so much the better.

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  • Sooooo ... Don't put your dick in it, yeah?

  • 🐞 [Twonks]

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  • Well, she's no lady!

  • Do you wash your hands after going pee?

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  • Wash the groin sweat off your hands afterwards

  • caww caww

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  • You made my morning. 🏆

  • Trump apparently thinks soda kills cancer cells because ‘it kills grass’

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  • Because he is a cancer?

    Seems sound.

  • hehe

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  • Link to the meme?

  • Buttery chocolate chip cookies (Dino Eggs)

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  • If you use parchment paper and you smell your cookies starting to burn, you can whip them all off the cookie sheet at once to stop the burning. Like onto a table if your rack isn't ready. I have even pulled the parchment off straight into the freezer, when I had a shelf in my old unit. Saved a batch of shortbread that way. Obviously you move them onto a rack to finish, but you've gotten that hot metal away from them.

  • Trump threatens Strait of Hormuz blockade after US-Iran ceasefire talks end without agreement

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  • After Vance FAILED to achieve an agreement. And Trump FAILED to unblock the Strait, so he's screaming "You can't block it, I'm gonna block it!" as he stamps his tiny feet.

  • Cat blanket part deux

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  • Delicious colors on those cats.

  • Taff n' daisy: Airport

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  • Or irresistibly attractive to that particular agent.

  • Taff n' daisy: Airport

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  • Passengers should gather and elect a (volunteer) sacrificial lamb to make a food run at a good local place. If the delay holds, everyone gets Pad Thai. If the plane delay suddenly gets cancelled, they're out what they chipped in but are happy, and the lamb either has the unspent cash or enough Pad Thai to share with the other people waiting with them for the next flight.

  • Hey pretty lady

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  • Tbpedantic, it's also a technical term to describe certain species of insects that are not beetles, such as jewel bugs. We often say they are "true bugs" to show we're not being general about it.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutelleridae

  • VLC got to the moon before bitcoin or gamestop

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  • If you choose that route, make sure it's immense enough that you'll never be prosecuted for it.

  • He persists

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  • Unfair! Let the kitty have the water! You're being like the White folks who drained their public pools rather than share them with Black folks.

  • TIL spam (as refering to online unwanted communication) came from a Monty Python sketch.

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  • Backforming the acronym like whoever named the "Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division"

    Yours is better, although it doesn't have the beautiful music of SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM!

  • Melania Trump says she did not have relationship with Jeffrey Epstein

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  • Not sure but the pose leaning away looks right

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  • Would you need to kick up some moondust in order to get an effect like that?