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Mouselemming

@ Mouselemming @sh.itjust.works

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  • Scientists found a cannabis compound that relieves pain without the high

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  • I think they mean that, as long as it doesn't exist, they can use the kind that does both, but as soon as it does, their boss will insist they use the boring kind.

  • Stolen bed

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  • Maybe that's just a parental guardian face. It's a kitten after all. Kittens are just leaping puppies with extra-sharp pointys. And the dog is on a comfy bed.

  • The real deal

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  • So am I (also kiwis)

    Pecans for the win!

  • The real deal

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  • Well of course, that's just normal caution but don't bother if you already see a wet spot, try another carton

  • Broccoli Cheddar looking at the barn announcement board like he can actually read

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  • Hey now, he's still a baby really. He has almost all of his letters and he can read "the." You sit down with him and read a story out loud, running your finger under the words, and stop to let him read all the "the"s. Maybe help him sound out a few other words as well. Try a Richard Scarry book, there's usually at least one kitty just like him in there.

  • Fortune 500 bosses demanding staff return to the office share one trait: Narcissism, research finds

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  • I agree with your skepticism about the metric, but there's a gigantic example to be found in the oval office....

  • If Phones Are Killing Pedestrians, Why Is It Only Happening in America?

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  • Read the room, son! Like, I'm a nonviolent old lady and even I felt a momentary impulse to throw wrenches at blind people. Lotta lemmings with even more impulsivity than me.

  • Trump abruptly calls off signing ceremony for housing bill, blindsiding Republicans

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  • So the reason they're mad is that if they want it to pass they'll have to stay in Washington for the next 10 days and not go back on vacation? That tracks.

  • Meta's Program That Spies on Every Employee's Computer Just Blew Up in Its Face in Spectacular Fashion

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  • Oh they're in there all right!

  • Military services again requiring recruits to get flu shots as Air Force outbreak grows

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  • Reality slants left

  • Meta's Program That Spies on Every Employee's Computer Just Blew Up in Its Face in Spectacular Fashion

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  • Because the best way to find any such indications is to keep looking for them in all possible places? Yes they should have added "yet." But investigating while attempting to reassure is standard practice in crises

  • How does this scam work?

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  • Okay I'll include her own age and maaaaybe up to 10 years older. But anyone aiming 30+ years older than themselves probably has a financial motive.

  • Trump lawyers realize discovery in president's lawsuit could expose him to a Jan. 6 'trial'

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  • Did you get autocorrected from teat to year? (It tried to make it test for me, it really doesn't like tear goddammit TEAT!)

  • How does this scam work?

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  • Among your other points, a wealthy 40 year old CEO looking for romance is going to pick a guy below her age, not one who's 72.

    Pretty sure the only organ they'll harvest is his wallet but they can cut pretty deep financially, and break his heart.

    Know any real women who might make a better match for him?

  • The SpaceX IPO Is A Giant Unworkable Con Orchestrated By An Overt White Supremacist Huckster

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  • They're so spacious

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  • The bucket seats have all that material and padding down each side so I don't think that point stands.

  • They're so spacious

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  • Fwiw, there's seatbelts in that image. If you wanted to sit closer, you could cross the right belt over and buckle it into the left buckle, and buckle the left belt into the right one. You could use the same method to secure a 3rd person in the middle. As long as nobody's too fat.

  • Senator Gillibrand's son graduated on Sunday. Today it's reported that he's received $30 million in venture capital funding to launch a derivatives exchange

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  • "The first million is from Daddy."

    -Trump

  • Senator Gillibrand's son graduated on Sunday. Today it's reported that he's received $30 million in venture capital funding to launch a derivatives exchange

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  • And they say the first million is the hardest...