Hey hey subscribers, let's take moment to thank our sponsor of today's episode of Let's Play Russian Roulette.
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Well back to our Let's Play!
(he spins the chamber and sticks the gun in his mouth)
No closing the doors well I'm in them resonated with me. Also getting headbutted well I try to poop.
I have very recently adopted a cat. She's super loveable but full of kitten energy sometimes, very much this gif. She darts for any noise in full hunt mode once the sun sets.
I think the "hipster" look is alive an well with all the guys who opened overpriced barbecue or taco joints that serve whiskey and tequila. Trends fade because the people who keep to them grow old and the younger generation does something different to not be "like their parents" or gen whatever the fuck category people are bulked into.
Eventually performative males will eventually open matcha and boba tea shops. To than be replaced by something else people can make fun of for 10 years.
A half-year pilgrim sounds fantastic! Get a break from my job and explore the world, probably share the expenses and burden with other fellow pilgrims.
