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  • This is exactly why someone needs to invent a completely clear glass toilet.

  • Just keep asking "why" like a 4 year old. See how deep the rabbit hole goes

  • It's bearly worth worrying about.

  • What if my problem is a bear chewing on my face?

  • Don't

    Jump
  • Practice

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  • Is this Europe in the summer?

  • But the fingers don't just grow on your hands

  • Right on! I get this energy as well. Never had anyone "manage" me. Make my own schedule and I project deep roots into everything I touch and improve cutting me loose would be extremely painful.

    I did work somewhere where the COO wanted to can my ass. But they were constantly told I was way to valuable by the rest of the c-suite and cool it. Their problem was I wouldn't kiss their ass and called them out on dumb ideas.

    I show up to do work, not play politics. Turns out being good at what you do pays off sometimes.

  • Awesome, might ask a friend to print this for me. Wonder what got me on the list, must be my charm.

    *Edit Ah ha, has to be 9. Shit my last comment in my history was a joke about jerking off to my parents.

    9) Accounts that post content an average person off the street would see in the feed and go "What the actual fuck?!"

    Kinda hard to quantify this one, but basically people who continuously post stuff that, even allowing for a very open mind, the average person would find offputting.

  • Im afraid of cornfields too.

  • Sorry I think the text was covering up what spooked me the most.

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Looks like we are taking the long way around.

  • Hot for teacher. We've reached new levels of dumb, I previously thought unachievable.

  • It's historic.

  • memes @lemmy.world

    The Grassy Knoll

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Scarface vs Child

  • Is that two nuts smacking together behind the post screen shot?

  • memes @lemmy.world

    You want some belly scritches?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Bowron

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Rule backwards evolution.

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Got 'em

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Just remember, it's more awkward for them.