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  • Looks like he's going to beat my ass if I don't get insurance.

  • On top of that I get taxed more than some billionaires. I feel like an empty tube of toothpaste where some leech has to squeeze out every little bit.

  • Oh no 😯

  • Vet med is like this because they don't really make specialized equipment for every animal. Was on a tour behind the scenes at a zoo and they used a traffic cone to administer anesthesia to a seal.

    They don't make masks for anything besides dogs and cats and making tiny masks and putting them on small animals would be incredibly difficult.

  • This is where the cement chipped off at the top of the garage door and the inside of the brick was exposed from below. Not a weep hole.

  • I had mason bees living in the brick around my garage. Instead of murdering them all. I put out an insect house on a nearby tree, than cemented over all their homes well they were empty.

    They promptly redirected to the new home, everyone was happy. Sometimes you have to be creative and put in a tad more work to redirect supposed pests.

  • Can't confirm, I'm only a Starfox and do a barrel roll instead.

  • Maybe a baboons ass with googly eyes glued on it?

  • Why

    Jump
  • Batman rubs out another one of the Jokers boners. Unfortunately his boner was a trick and it turns into a sticky situation for our caped crusader. Tune in next week kids!

  • Oh yeah plants? Eat my ass!Wipes ass with toilet paper

  • Just goon forever

  • Plot twist the asteroid is made of copper.

  • I'll keep this in mind next time I get pulled over. Who knows could work with the right cop.

  • I'd usually leave and not bother waking them up.

    Usually we were all hung over or stayed awake all night anyways and just rolled into some breakfast joint looking like homeless tweakers.

  • ".... it's time to go to distant lands...."

  • Thanks, this really fucked with me when I tried to scroll past.

    Like when you are backing up your car and the car next to you starts going forward.