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MeatPilot

@ MeatPilot @lemmy.world

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  • Ah yes, the 3 genders

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  • My gender is car, but sometimes I identify as robot.

  • Pilots be like:

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  • Just taunting you at this point

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  • Was redoing the floors in one my rooms, I had all the air vent covers off. Guess where the cat decided to go?

    Was like the god damn scene from poltergeist where you could hear it all over the house but didn't know where exactly the meows orginated from echoing through the ductwork.

    I forgot how I coaxed it to an exit, but I do recall grabbing it by the scruff and yanking it out as the cat tried to scamper back in. Went to go clean-up my scratches and the damn thing knocked over what I blocked the vent with and squeezed back in.

    At that point I was tempted to just turn on the furnace heat and call it a day. But didn't want to deal with the stink.

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  • Get that grinder fired up! We might have to feed some of the bigger ones through a wood chipper...

    For science!

  • The ring of fire

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  • Why do you have your hemorrhoid out to watch you eat pizza.

  • Einmal den Hackbraten mit Röstzwiebeln bitte!

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  • Pflaume

  • Einmal den Hackbraten mit Röstzwiebeln bitte!

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  • Ich bin ein Berliner

  • Poop Drones Are Keeping Sewers Running So Humans Don't Have to

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  • Well I'm glad it's this and not a drone made of poop.

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  • It's just mimicking the easter bunny, so it came lay eggs all over your house.

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  • Oops

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  • That was the generational spaceship lagging behind you on their 30rd generation, now mutants

  • TIL antimatter is the most expensive substance on Earth, costing $60 trillion per gram

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  • Anti-Authorities save lives instead of take them.

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  • Back to the horrors of the deep...

    They also commonly have eye parasites that severely impairs their vision or blinds them called Ommatokoita elongata.

    So they get to live long with multiple generations of parasites stuck in their eyes they can't get out.

  • TIL baby hedgehogs are called hoglets

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  • TIL baby hedgehogs are called hoglets

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  • Less the spikes and more the white hair. Reminds me of my grandpa.

  • TIL baby hedgehogs are called hoglets

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  • I can't be the only one who sees a bunch of tiny nut sacks.

  • Samsung’s latest stick vac can alert you to calls and text messages

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  • World Backup Day

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  • Unfortunately the best we can do is 1939.

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