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MakingWork

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  • Tuna melt and carrots

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  • Fair point!

    What's for dinner today?

  • Tuna melt and carrots

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  • I love peanut butter and jam sandwiches. You get a pass.

    So do you walk with the beer?

  • Tuna melt and carrots

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  • Mr. FauxPseudo, what's for dessert?

    I had tuna, mayo, coleslaw on bread the other day. Tuna is underrated.

  • Is today the day the bubble bursts?

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  • S&P500 is still up year over year. What do you monitor to know that the stock market is bursting?

  • Air fryer brussel sprouts

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  • If you mix into one bowl: Mac and cheese with bacon infused Brussel sprouts!

  • When HR starts the meeting with ,Thanks for joining

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  • HR seems to be one of those jobs where it's great if you have education, but to land an entry level role, you don't need it necessarily. So you end up with a workforce who doesn't have critical thinking, problem solving, or advanced communication skills.

    Professional bodies try to help fix it, but it seems it's not blocked off enough.

  • When HR starts the meeting with ,Thanks for joining

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  • has security pack your office

    has IT block sp3ctr4l from laptop, email, accounts, key fobs, other accounts, etc

    I will wait patiently for your return.

  • When HR starts the meeting with ,Thanks for joining

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  • HR stories really show how incompetent HR people are.

  • When HR starts the meeting with ,Thanks for joining

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  • proceeds to call company lawyers

    Hey sp3ctr4l, Please sit down. I have some difficult news to share. Unfortunately the company has decided to end your employment effective today. You will get your record of employment by email and enclosed is your package. Please sign and return as soon as possible.

    Security will escort you out.

    Bye.

    proceeds to add sp3ctr4l onto the unsuitable candidates list

  • When HR starts the meeting with ,Thanks for joining

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  • The irony is how much money they lost over their practice, a good employee, and the cost (time, resources) of having to replace you.

    HR gets the blame, but it may be the managers in charge running things like that.

  • When HR starts the meeting with ,Thanks for joining

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  • I've heard the whole "this position can change to permanent" story so many times, where it doesn't. It should be illegal to make promises like that and not follow through.

  • When HR starts the meeting with ,Thanks for joining

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  • Hello sp3ctr4l,

    We do not appreciate your tone as it doesn't fit in our culture of respecting and hailing to corporate.

    We will be writing you up for insubordination, violating our respect in the work place policy, and poor performance.

    Here is your improvement action report.

    Regards,

  • When HR starts the meeting with ,Thanks for joining

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  • It's now "people and culture."

  • When HR starts the meeting with ,Thanks for joining

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  • So they knew it was coming.

  • Fettuccine and pork sausage

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  • That bowl looks perfect!

  • When HR starts the meeting with ,Thanks for joining

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  • Thanking an employee for joining before termination sounds insincere and odd. I understand it's to appear polite however I don't think it should be best practice.

    A more appropriate opening would be "Hi X, I have some difficult news to share."

  • Nachos + woodworking

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  • The masher is so nice! Well done!

  • Discount pizza peel.

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  • What would make it 100% easier?

  • Discount pizza peel.

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  • Exactly 7% easier. I'm going to need the full detailed break down on how you got exactly 7%.

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    Buttery chocolate chip cookies (Dino Eggs)

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    Crepes

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    What is the non-technical hill you are willing to die on in your industry?

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    Chicken Pot Pie with Biscuits

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    Holiday cookies!

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    Homemade Biscotti

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    Cabbage Rolls

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    Oreshki (Walnut cookies with Dulce De Leche)

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    Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies

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    Canadian Thanksgiving Dinner

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    Cheese tea biscuits

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    Cocoa Drop Cookies

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    Honey Cake "Medovik"

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    Chocolate Chip Tea Biscuits