Just use a marker and write it on the wall. If the person trying to get access are in the room you are likely dead from some terrible mistake of science and this way at least you can add to the lore.
They are putting dicks on people? Where are they sourcing them? Are they removing some dicks, to put them on other people? This seems like the wildest nonsence yet.
Likely a mix of all 3 things. (Both stupid lawyers using chatbots and a special extra helping of techbro leadership that is hellbent on "challenging the paradigm" or some other shit)
It likely already has cut someone in twain, but we live in a world where that no longer matters. Just look at all the tesla model 3 deaths (getting trapped inside while its on fire, autodriving people into walls, etc.)
And lets be fair, its how russia says it works. Its a big scary policy that after Ukraine attacked (with operators, drones and missiles) pre 2014 russian territory has become clear bullshit since no nukes are a flyin'.
So not only is it not an american thing (they have always just said they will nuke whatever the fuck they want when they want, to some extent) it is trumps favorite sort of policy, one that is just bluster and hot air.
Its the age I think. I have tried soaking in water and brine (brine works better) for long long times. Some of my beans never get soft even after 24 hours of soaking and 10 hours of cooking, its the most work for crunchy beans I have done.
Some of the bags I think are just old in the stores.
Oh good point, I clearly was not looking at the silver linings