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Lovable Sidekick

@ LovableSidekick @lemmy.world

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  • California Passes Backdoor Bill to Control the 3D Printing Hobby and Spy on Small Designers, Prototypers, and Hobbyists

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  • Politicians - the original Backdoor Sluts

  • What is your absolute favorite joke?

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  • What do you call a deer with no eyes?No-eye deer.

    What do you call a nose without a body?No-body nose.

  • What is your absolute favorite joke?

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  • A guy wakes up one morning and hears a voice inside his head. It says, "Quit your job! Sell your house! Take all your money and go to Las Vegas!" He shrugs it off, but pretty soon he hears it again. "Quit your job! Sell your house! Take all your money and go to Las Vegas!" He keeps trying to ignore the voice, but the more he tries the more he hears it. Pretty soon he's hearing it constantly - "Quit your job! Sell your house! Take all your money and go to Las Vegas!"

    Finally he can't stand it. he decides to believe the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, puts all his money in a suitcase and flies to Las Vegas. The moment he steps off the plane the voice says, "Go to Caesar's Palace!" He takes a cab to Caesar's Palace. The voice says, "Go to the roulette wheel!" He makes his way back to the roulette wheel. The voice says, "Bet it all on Red twenty-three!" He bets every cen he has on Red twenty-three.

    The wheel spins around, and it stops on Black eleven. The voice says, "Fuck."

  • They are the worst

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  • I like to wear aloha shirts. For a while there was a strange fad to make them with the fabric inside out so the colors were muted. Designers, amirite?

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    Engineer builds AI laser defense system that wiped out every mosquito in his home

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  • Secondary problem: how to implement the sharks

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  • Exactly the problem - they see "AI" and go full Rambo.

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  • Didn't you see the "Please don't feed the trolls" sign? It's right there by the snack table.

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  • Other possibilities include automatic cigarette lighter - soon as it sees you put one in your mouth, you're puffin'.

  • xkcd #3253: Sunbeam

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  • You put your right foot in. Then you put your right foot out. You can work out the rest.

  • Well said

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  • Interesting. To me feeling overfed is not a good feeling. The few times I've said, "Tonight I'm gonna have a real FEAST!" I've always felt terrible later. All-you-can-eat places are a waste of money for me.

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  • Somehow that reminded me of the birthday party my daughter organized for her husband. The theme was that he was running for President. She made campaign buttons with his face on them and the slogan, "Win or Lose, We Still Got Booze!"

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  • That's really what I was thinking - that the graph probably wouldn't change much if you remapped it to personal connections because the pattern of personal connections is probably what drives it in the first place. Hence my favorite musical era is when my connections peaked around age 30. Although tbh most of what I liked then and still do is what you would call "popular gunk" - never did care much for dismissing popularity as low quality. They often go together, but unpopularity and low quality also do.

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  • I'll just cross bird masturbation off my list of world problems then. Let's see... here it is on page 1129.

  • Today's lesson

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  • Why so cruel?

  • RECEIVING TRANSMISSION

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  • Great idea, like having Reddit tailgating you on the freeway.

  • You definitely won't regret doubling the mass of our atmosphere!

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  • It's the sludge part that really throws a wrench into it for me.

  • This is a primary reason why you don't sell your multimillion platform a Right Wing attention whore tech billionaire from South Africa, chaos and calamity ensue.

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  • Wouldn't know. Never used it. DGAF.

  • You definitely won't regret doubling the mass of our atmosphere!

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  • Even if this would work without any complications from increasing atmospheric pressure, electrolyzing 0.5% of the ocean with present-day technology would take more than 200,000 years. That's plenty of time to invent new tech to speed it up, but even if some miracle invention next week sped it up by 2 orders of magnitude, it would still take more than 2000 years. So in feasibility terms I would rate this concept lower than building space elevators to save rocket fuel.

    Cool sci-fi concept tho - let's get Arnold on it right away!

  • Say it ain't so

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  • Tried clear nail polish, now it's well dry and works like a dream!