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  • I have a snail named Herbert. He is a Mystery Snail and I love him dearly. I didn't think Id form such an attachment to a snail, but here we are. Every day when i get home from work, I put my hand on the glass of his tank and talk to Herbert. Just talking about my day or whatever. He doesn't seem to mind and generally hangs out on the glass around my hand. I know Herbert probly doesn't even know im there most of the time but it doesn't mater. Talking to him helps me and I will continue to do it... At least until i get some more snails/shrimp/fish, then they will have to endure my talks as well. Muahahahhaha

  • Sprinkle a little cocaine right on the grey matter to overclock the device.

  • They want, so badly, to be the victims.

  • Debt, then idk. Maybe a burger or something?

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  • I thought the dude in the back was rocking a Col. Sanders goatee at first. I think its just the end of a plastic bag though.

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  • Most people's first reaction is the characters in the comic are checking if the patients are good people or not. Alternatively they could be checking if they are good people or not.

  • Theft. So much theft. Also getting out of awkward situations, doing easterbunny/santa stuff for your kids, Helping a friend ace a test by feeding them answers, and theft because i would be stealing so much.

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  • Don't get them wet, and don't feed them after midnight and you should be fine.

  • Welp, lets just get this out there. Christian Nationalists are a blight on the world. Capitalism is designed to keep you oppressed and should be abolished. America has been a shithole for a couple years now but its been on the decline for decades. America #1 is propaganda drilled into kids brains to keep them loyal to a broken system.Guess im a terrorist now.

  • Not to be all prudish or anything, but this made my stomach turn seeing it. IDK if tagging it would help but at least I would have been mentally braced for it.

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  • I always preferred Federal Booby Inspector.

  • his coach has a team of all the greatest players;

    Just casually owning people in heaven.

  • Blocked by 65k people so far according to clearsky.app

  • Of course

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  • Hes got two left arms and they are both on backwards. I honestly thought this was AI.

  • What fucking year is it again?

  • Greeple

  • I'm putting out a bag of potatoes this year instead.

  • Hey that Ferengi looks familiar....checks creditsOf course its Combs

  • I have a theory that YT deliberately makes you wait the length an ad would have been if you have uBlock Origin installed. Ive just let it "buffer" for 30 seconds or so and it will eventually load the video.

  • I learned that in middle school. It was from a kid on the bus but it was still middle school.