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  • The nature here is the only reason i didn't leave years ago. The beaches are great, the everglades are amazing. Hell, i even really enjoy our scrub forests. Id miss it for sure but its getting bad here.

  • Of course this is in my backyard. God i hate this ass backwards state. I cant wait to escape Floriduh but the system just keeps keeping me down.

  • The word you may be looking for is destitute but i like your version better tbh.

  • I applied for a job at K-Mart many years ago. This was at the tail end of their "good" years here. Anyways, the interviewer pulled this shtick on me. I replied with something like "Its a pen. It writes." They werent thrilled with that and dismissed me right away. Like, bitch this is a K-Mart not a damn Saks Fifth Ave or something.

  • Scrap metal - if you have a truck you can cruise neighborhoods on trash days and get metal scrap. beware the long time scrappers though, don't piss them off by treading on their turf.Plasma - depending on where you sell your plasma, you could make around $200 a week. You could also make a LOT less and end up with nasty track marks on your arm.Day labor - Theres probably a day labor place near you that you can go to and get a days work. They will send you somewhere different each time. Its usually tough physical work but the pay can be decent. Downside is you usually need to be there around 4am.Upselling - if you get lucky on craigslist or facebook market or some such, you can find free stuff that you can flip for profit. This is a crap shoot most of the time and usually requires an investment to get it to sell worthy.

    Ive done all these to make ends meet. Hope it helps.

  • I had a dream that spanned maybe 40 years. I fell in love, married a woman with thick blond hair and green eyes, grew into our early retirement years and then suddenly, she died. I was heart broken. It happened so fast in the dream, I think it was cancer or some other sickness that took her. I woke up sobbing and confused. It took me a solid hour of laying there processing what just happened before i could get up and start my life again.

  • Got the text this morning. God damn scammers.

  • Searching "Peeing on sun movie" was less than productive, for me. In fact, I think I'll just go lay down now. Thats enough internet for me today.Good night.

  • Ive been rocking the shaved sides long top look. I usually keep it up in a pony tail or bun. its the best of both worlds, you get the coolness of short hair (mostly) and ability to style if thats your thing.

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  • Depending on the route i take, there are up to 21 Flock cameras on my way to work. Its only like 5.5 miles.

  • Same could be said of us bearded guys with hair. I just shampoo every thing from the neck up.

  • So im all for the metaphorical meaning, butMmmmm Prions.

  • at my former job, my boss was a nosy little.. nice lady....Anyways, i had a mysterious bladder infection all the time. Any time she would waddle her ass towards me i suddenly had to go to the bathroom. Sometimes multiple times!

  • It was book 6 or 7 of the Harry Potter series.Screw JKR though, that bigoted twat.

  • So, is the comic based on the picture, or is this life imitating art?

  • This is going to sound like a joke, or that im making fun. Its not, i promise you. Ive just read of a lot of accounts having similar dreams followed by sleep paralysis. Anyways, did the presence have a hat on?

  • Thats your astral self leaving your body.