"Excuse me sir, but my car just broke down and needs a new tire and I left my wallet at home. If you could give me just 20 cat treats for the tire, I promise I'll mail you the treats back when I get home."
I suspect Elmo thinks he's being Very Clever by using your woke empathy mind virus against you. Jokes on him, though, he's burned through any good will the empathetic might have once had long, long ago.
Is there a way to just blanket block all mastodon users from a Lemmy account? I swear I've never seen one that wasn't just vapid self promotion and hashtag spam.
"Excuse me sir, but my car just broke down and needs a new tire and I left my wallet at home. If you could give me just 20 cat treats for the tire, I promise I'll mail you the treats back when I get home."