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@ Kolanaki @pawb.social

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Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who's not so little. 🇧​🇱​🇺​🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶

Sometimes I pretend to be stupid for fun. Other times I am not pretending.

  • do not feed the trolls

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  • Comfortable... Physically, or because of the privacy concerns? 🤔

    I could spend all day in current offerings. It was taking it off that made me feel ill* more than being in it.

    (*Aside from the time some fat Asp barreling into the slot as I was exiting slammed into me and sent me spinning outta control hella fast in Elite.)

  • On fire

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  • HURTGDOR!

  • What was the scariest “We need to leave… now” gut feeling that you’ve ever experienced?

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  • This was years ago, in a place that wasn't hit by a draught. It got my fucking deck on fire because the wind blew the coals off the paved area the grill was on. But nice assuming there. 🙄

  • Removed

    ‘Idiocracy’ Predicted All of This

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  • eating and excreting have all collapsed into a singularity of the human condition.

    Did this article's author just say we eat shit? 🥺

  • do not feed the trolls

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  • "I don't like reality."

    puts on VR headset

  • Shitpost like an Egyptian

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  • I mean, a lotta them are about cats. So... 🤷‍♂️

  • Now that Debian is embracing AI anyone have any anti-AI distro recommendations?

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  • It does use plastic. 🤔

  • Now that Debian is embracing AI anyone have any anti-AI distro recommendations?

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  • What about

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  • negativity

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  • Drinking negatively = vomiting up the fluids already inside your body.

  • If the big hat fits, you must acquit!

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  • They were all the way on the other side of the galaxy with niether Borg or Human realistically ever meeting and the Borg didn't even know about humans until Q showed them the Enterprise and its crew.

    If anything, Q put humanity (anf the entire Alpha quadrant) in danger with his bullshit.

  • Are you staunch in your convictions? If so, do you wish you weren't?

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  • My conviction of not comitting crimes or being dishonest to clients and customers at the behest of an employer has gotten me fired more than once.

    But I never wished I was a piece of shit that would do so without question. I just wished I could get a job not run by pieces of shit.

  • Help name my cat.

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  • "Dawg"

  • On fire

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  • Slap an h in front of that word and it would be absolutely perfect. Hurticating.

  • On fire

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  • You are what you eat, and they eat insects 🤷‍♂️

  • Something’s not right…

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  • When he does it, he makes friends.

    But when I challenge other dudes to a duel at the urinal, they just quickly zip up and leave. 🫩

  • On fire

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  • You made me curious if there is an insect that hurts you just by touching you and not biting or stinging with a built in weapon. 🤔

  • What do you think is a fair length of time for copyright?

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  • First one to say the idea out loud gets the rights. 😤

  • Right back at him

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  • "Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter."

  • What was the scariest “We need to leave… now” gut feeling that you’ve ever experienced?

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  • Was BBQing in backyard at my old house and a strong wind knocked the grill over starting a fire. I tried putting it out, but it spread super fast and eventually got so hot, I had to escape it going through a window because the way back through the back door was totally engulfed. Shit started singing my hair and I was still a good 10 feet away from the fire when I finally said I need to get out of the backyard and hope the FD shows up before it set the house on fire.

  • Something’s not right…

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  • D'artagnan ain't a musketeer. He's just a friend of the 3 actual musketeers.