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@ Kolanaki @pawb.social

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Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who's not so little. 🇧​🇱​🇺​🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶

Sometimes I pretend to be stupid for fun. Other times I am not pretending.

  • San Francisco Democrats break with their party over the billionaire tax—and reveal how deeply Prop 40 has split the left

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  • It's only a tax if the government siezes it.

    If you and I go do it, it's called "theft."

  • Man fatally shoots cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicier

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  • Flat?! That ain't an enchillada. It's a tostada or a quesadilla.

  • That one scene in The Motion Picture

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  • Why does the resulting mutant look like the entire cast of Scooby Doo? Including the monster of the week?

  • 3D printing a house

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  • Compared to any structure that is actually up to code.

  • What indigenous word would be appropriate to rename United States?

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  • As the head, Mexico is the beard. As the butt... Well... Kinda insulting to Mexico.

  • The usual suspect

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  • Alternative ending: "There's coffee in that cube!"

  • What indigenous word would be appropriate to rename United States?

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  • New England.

    Canada's Head.

    Mexico's Hair.

  • Windows 95's Start menu was invented by a chimpanzee-lab psychologist: 'Even a rocket scientist couldn't figure out Windows'

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  • If you're already at this point of being a computer whiz, why are you not using Windows+R and skip the middleman of the menu?

  • FBI Lowers Hiring Standards To Approve Applicants Who Admit To Having Sex With Animals

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  • He should have kept his Hands off that penis.

  • 3D printing a house

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  • By all accounts I have read that didn't come from the company selling them, these constructions are terrible.

  • FBI Lowers Hiring Standards To Approve Applicants Who Admit To Having Sex With Animals

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  • "Agent Horsefucker, come here and take a look at this."

  • Keep that shit to yourself

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  • absorbs O'Brien's bonehurting juice

    "Oof! Ouch! My bones!"

  • do not feed the trolls

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  • Weight's not too bad if you have a counterweight so it's not all in the front. There's also at least 1 out there (BigPicture, IIRC) that has a headset that's super small almost like a pair of glasses, but not quite that small. It's smaller than the Frame is.

    Sweat is a mixed bag and there's a downside to both foam (absorbs sweat, gets nasty, some models also are itchy af) and silicone (becomes slippery, doesn't breath so you sweat more).

    Really the biggest thing keeping it trom becoming a bigger scene is probably the lack of good software. Alyx is still the best thing you can play exclusive to VR. Most other shit is basically mobile shovelware and artsy "experiences"/tech demos.

  • do not feed the trolls

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  • Comfortable... Physically, or because of the privacy concerns? 🤔

    I could spend all day in current offerings. It was taking it off that made me feel ill* more than being in it.

    (*Aside from the time some fat Asp barreling into the slot as I was exiting slammed into me and sent me spinning outta control hella fast in Elite.)

  • On fire

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  • HURTGDOR!

  • What was the scariest “We need to leave… now” gut feeling that you’ve ever experienced?

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  • This was years ago, in a place that wasn't hit by a draught. It got my fucking deck on fire because the wind blew the coals off the paved area the grill was on. But nice assuming there. 🙄

  • Removed

    ‘Idiocracy’ Predicted All of This

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  • eating and excreting have all collapsed into a singularity of the human condition.

    Did this article's author just say we eat shit? 🥺

  • do not feed the trolls

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  • "I don't like reality."

    puts on VR headset

  • Shitpost like an Egyptian

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  • I mean, a lotta them are about cats. So... 🤷‍♂️