Well, that doesn't sound civil or lawful at all and more like kindoms of the dark ages degree of "rules" where it doesn't apply to a choosen few.
If Meta and other bigcorps that support the US goverment get the special "avoid-judgment" card and you face punishment then there's no law, only bigotry.
That would encourage individuals and small groups to keep their activites a secret (go anonymous) and break the law whenever they can,because the "king and his followers" don't follow their own "rules".
The US is not only getting dystopian, they're commiting primitive mistakes.
There, exacly what you want.Here's a more budget one.
GPD has been making "mini laptops" for a long while, now they try to make similar gaming handheld.I'm not sponoered nor I've bought this for myself. (yet)