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Lithuanian 30+ year-old shitposter who works as a programmer.

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  • Yeah, my cat prefers an eraser over most of her fake mice too.

  • Shouldn't it be задержать?

  • ... Or slut, which means end.

  • inb4 they electrocute the Easter bunny, gangrape the Tooth Fairy, commit a genocide against elves and dwarves and firebomb Shrek's swamp.

    Edit: I will be eating my hamster any day now and same with using a horse to get to work.

  • Mine kinda tries to bullshit me about it.

  • They should do a buy 2 get 2 deal then.

  • Live, laugh, launch Elon Musk into space and leave him there.

  • Primus sucks

  • I got blood in my gas tank, bones in my steel I eat California condor for my Thanksgiving meal I'm the last superpower, I'm a son of a loaded gun Cuz I'm Rapscallion

  • Yesterday my wife was about to mop the floor and she typically puts the cat inside a wardrobe. The cat fought extremely hard this time and left a massive gash on her hand.

  • The cat was caught in a Catch and Release program and clipped ear is a sign of her being sterilized.

  • It's Eternal September all over again.

  • I sometimes catch my Motorola doing that at night, sometimes it even updates.

  • Yo momma's lips are so loose, she leaks government secrets.

  • Yes, because they were Bulgarian.

  • Obligatory Šaškė

  • Unlike the video games, which feature Geralt carrying two swords, the books note Geralt's second sword is in a pack on his horse, Roach. The photos have yet to confirm Roach's existence but chances are good the horse is also involved in the series. As such, it will likely be revealed Geralt's second sword in the pack Roach is carrying.

    source

  • Witchers are supposed to have 2 swords, an iron sword for humans, elves and dwarves and a silver sword for monsters. In the show Geralt only wields one sword.