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Justas🇱🇹

@ Justas @sh.itjust.works

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Lithuanian 30+ year-old shitposter who works as a programmer.

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  • Where I live it's anemone nemorosa

    And hepatica nobilis

  • RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’

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  • My local blood bank already wanted to know about any possible contact I might have had with Americans.

  • Trump calls Tesla boycott 'illegal' and says he's buying one to support Elon Musk

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  • I think that even if I wanted to buy anything from Tesla, I would turn around if I saw a bunch of cops outside of it.

  • Ruin a Band Name

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  • BUSH

  • Rubio melts down on air over accusation U.S. is ‘placating Putin’

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  • 21 DOGE staffers resign as they refuse to 'dismantle critical public services'

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  • It's like Elon Musk and Donald Trump are both pissing down a volcano and not expecting it to burn their dicks off.

  • You died and are now a ghost. How do you prank the living?

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  • Also, change input language.

    And Num Lock.

    Caps Lock on decryption prompt on Linux (The system will not warn you about that one)

  • You died and are now a ghost. How do you prank the living?

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  • Press the Insert key on people's keyboards at random times of the day.

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  • It's all fun and games until the database gets leaked and guards start getting offers to off a particular client.

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  • WWII might be a distant memory for Americans, but most of Europeans have been to historical sites of Jewish genocide.

  • What country are you from and what languages do you speak?

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  • Lithuanian.

    I speak Lithuanian, English, some Swedish and traces of Russian.

  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lays out battle plan against 'shockingly dim' Trump White House

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  • What do you expect from marxist leninists?

  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lays out battle plan against 'shockingly dim' Trump White House

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  • chink in their armor.

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  • lemmy.ml removes certain words, other instances don't.

  • Jobs are definitely going to go away, full stop

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  • The thing can't even pretend to be scared correctly.

  • On the internet it's forever

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  • Although the intro wasn't that bad, it gave the vibes of a gripping detective / mystery show, but the only mystery was how they managed to fail so many fans by making it.

  • What's your most non-mundane possession?

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  • A Lutheran book of Lithurgy written in Lithuanian and printed in Tilsit (Now Sovetsk, Kaliningrad) in 1914.

  • When a conflict you are an observer to is so nuanced with so many changing "sides" that you have trouble knowing how to align, what tiebreakers do you use to determine who best to side with?

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  • I commit the coherence fallacy: the side with more coherent arguments is usually the right side.

  • Dream technology is weird

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  • Be me, dreaming.

    Look up at phone.

    Phone says I'm 4 hours late for work.

    Wake up

    It's 2 in the morning and I have 5 hours of sleep remaining.