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  • I still can’t determine its speed or direction.

  • I have so many of these. I mentioned to my boyfriend at the time that I thought they were neat. He swapped out every toonie in the till like this and gave them to me for months while they were in circulation.

    I have been giving them out as souvenirs when I visit other countries, but maybe I should actually count how many I have and retire early.

  • My name is Sam McGee.

  • “I’m so sorry for your loss… of your vehicle because your parking expired and your car was towed”.

  • If this is actually from the real author and not some rage bait meme, this is a surprisingly whiplashing take. I stand in solidly with the second panel.

  • Daaaaa-AAAAaaad.

  • That’s why you plug your power bank into the charger and plug your phone into the power bank.

  • “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”. Your silence in the face of injustice is what enables abuse.

  • The Amazon Q&A bot also responds this way (or at least it did last I checked).

  • Didn’t see Golden Girls mentioned yet so I will nominate that one.

  • I am from around so I can’t say definitively what is Canadian about that. I meant “shat” as in the past tense of shit and a word that sounds like shattered, like the bad robot in Terminator 2 when he froze. Never the best joke if it needs explaining; I was just being a bit silly.

  • I am from Winnipeg. Natural selection has made us immune down to -40.

    Edit: but then we just shatter. My tombstone will say “Jim shat himself to death” and there will be a statue of me wearing shorts.

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    XXX

    Jump
  • Welsh cat! Bapahdahbabapadahdah.

  • Now that you mention it, there was that story about Air Canada’s chatbot misleading a customer which ended up costing them $800. 😔

    Edit: I know, legal fees and such, but there didn’t appear to be any punitive component nor incentive to change course.

  • It was costing the administration around half a million dollars.

    How? Surely this was put in place as a cost cutting measure. I mean, terminate it, sure. Pay actual humans. I just have questions.

  • If you look closely at the photos of them together, you’ll notice that wasn’t really her; it was a couch with a wig.

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL The Scanner Price Accuracy Code is a Canadian retail voluntary practice

    en.m.wikipedia.org /wiki/Scanner_Price_Accuracy_Code
  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    Can I self host a VPN that sneakies through the China firewall?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Sell the sizzle, not the quake

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Mimic

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Lemmy right now

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL Ecuador doesn't have its own currency and uses US dollars, but maybe not the same US dollars you are used to seeing.