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  • I thought they removed the personal section years ago

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  • Maybe he grew breasts and became a sex worker & got really wealthy with it

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  • I just realized OP did not specify whether he wants to hear about small decisions that changed our life in a good way, or a BAD way.

  • I once had a 22 Mile round trip bicycle commute and there were absolutely no buses or trains or any type of public transport available from point A to point b. I finally had to quit that job in the thick of winter when snow made bicycling impossible, but before I quit, I got there walking/ running for a couple months.

  • But it would feel really good right at the end before you peace out

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  • The only word I can think of is Jebediah. Because it feels like all their names are Jebediah.

  • Aw hell no. I trauma dump on everyone who asks me "How are you?"

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  • Sounds like you haven't heard of the "Dave Chappelle was murdered & cloned" conspiracy theory. I recommend going down that rabbit hole.

    According to this theory, the last time the real DC was ever seen was on the Oprah Winfrey Show a couple decades ago. Around that time the entertainment industry moguls were dangling a multi-million dollar offer in front of him but he saw right through it & saw the manipulative corruption in the stipulations proposed in the contract and he declined the offer.

    He left on a solo vacation to Africa to escape the public eye & clear his mind, and when he came back he allegedly quietly went back to revisit the multi-million dollar offer but still wouldn't conform with their demands so...

    here's where shit gets weird, consider yourself warned:

    They took him down to an underground cloning lab, harvested his DNA etc to create their idea of the ideal Dave Chappelle who would appease both audience & industry, for purposes of financial gain for entertainment industry moguls & to keep audiences complacently entertained. Cloning complete, they murdered the original Dave Chapelle.

    The DC we see now has a deeper voice, ripped huge muscular body, makes less controversial comedy than before, while still captivating audiences* & bringing in revenue for the entertainment industry moguls which is all they want him for.

    *His most intelligent discerning fans know this isn't the real DC, and those closest to him, friends & family & close colleagues, have repeatedly reported that the current DC is NOT the same person they used to know. Literally a completely different person.

  • I'm gonna go stalk through your profile to find out if you're really a pigeon or not. BRB...

  • But women have milk ducts, an essential body part to develop & channel milk. Do men have milk ducts?

  • Males have all the mammary glands plumbing already built in?

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  • Some people try to facefuck other people and plant their seeds deep in their throats.

    This guy comes to mind. Pretty sure he'll never care to understand the ineffectiveness of his antagonistic approach, in fact his approach always has the opposite and worse effects than he purportedly crusades for.

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  • Which one is yer anus?

  • If pigeon had a job to keep him occupied & stressed-out all day he could approach the evening plans like a normal person pigeon.

  • Courage

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  • Mind your own business.

  • Courage

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  • I'm 50 years old and my parents are dead.

  • The McDonald's DoorDash delivery was quite enjoyable despite the angry mobs surrounding his high security oval office.

  • They'd be perfect for the job if they actually wanted to work. But they probably don't want to work. They want to continue sitting at home in their underwear playing video games. They may have the skills, but not the work ethic.