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Janx

@ Janx @piefed.social

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  • Democratic socialist Melat Kiros defeats 15-term incumbent in Colorado House primary

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  • Or when you don't try to actually improve your constituents' lives.

  • Questions mount after Mitch McConnell CPR reports emerge

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  • Moscow Mitch: You'll never truly experience the equivalence of the pain and damage you've done to this country in the name of corruption and blind party loyalty. Still, I'm glad you'll be gone soon...

  • Set for life

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  • Selfish individually is a capsaicin.

  • Mitch McConnell Was Found Unconscious Before He Was Rushed to Hospital

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  • Which will die first: the Democracy he helped kill, or his own walking corpse?

  • No survivors

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  • Fuck, I need to rewatch Hot Fuzz! Been too long...

  • Sony is deleting 551 movies and TV shows you bought on PlayStation, because you don't really own your digital purchases— John Wick, Paddington, and Terminator 2 are among the titles–no refunds offered

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  • I don't even sail the high seas these days, but objectively it's the morally right thing to do. They're straight-up stealing from people and giving them nothing in return. So please pirate anything and everything Sony!

  • MAGA Rep. Slammed After Tearfully Blaming Democrats For Having Trouble Accessing Abortion She Helped Ban In Florida

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  • Oh, okay. Thanks for clarifying!

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  • It's okay, you'll be wearing a beekeeper suit.

  • MAGA Rep. Slammed After Tearfully Blaming Democrats For Having Trouble Accessing Abortion She Helped Ban In Florida

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  • Wait until she learns about ectopic pregnancies...

    EDIT: Never mind, that's what she had. I didn't read it...

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  • There's a butterfly pavilion near me that I want to take you to. Definitely not to watch you freak out...

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  • It's probably just opportunistic nutrition, or whatever the term is called when a deer eats a bird...

  • No survivors

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  • It's one thing to get a little tongue-tied. But if someone says "e ga thebythin" to me, I'm calling the authorities. All of them...

  • Bring back the cold, please.

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  • Being a "summer lover" means I hate cold and love sunlight. It doesn't mean I wanted the burning hellscape we're all going to have to get used to. Wish we had listened to climate scientists and taken action...

  • Mexico's 'Batman' Vigilante Duct-Tapes Alleged Motorcycle Thieves To Lamp Poles

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  • Okay... I changed it. Not sure how that changes the point that they don't care about us, lol.

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  • 2A evangelists always said we need so many guns in America in case of governmental overreach. In case we need to defend against authoritarians and prevent fascism. In case they decide to lock us up for free speech, or illegally kidnap us, or even murder us in the streets...

    My friend, that's all happening now, with not a peep from the adherents. How were all the gun deaths, school shootings, and suicides worth it if it prevented nothing!?

    Also, "And crazies also like to go to places with gun free zones." Do you have a source for that? It sounds eerily similar to boomers claiming there's so much more crime these days despite hard evidence to the contrary...

  • Mexico's 'Batman' Vigilante Duct-Tapes Alleged Motorcycle Thieves To Lamp Poles

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  • Cops drag their asses in going after personal property thieves.

    Fixed that for you!

    EDIT: Not sure why I'm being downvoted. They absolutely don't care about stuff stolen from you or me...

  • Mike Johnson tells conservatives ‘I run the protection program’ to protect Trump

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  • If you had a mob guy saying this on a movie or TV show, it would get rejected for being too on-the-nose.

  • The real deal

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  • The real psychos are the ones just grabbing the top front carton of eggs and never checking it. You must live a much more charmed existence than me!

  • The real deal

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  • So what? Then you have a delicious cart, bag, and car...